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the despotic banana Flag Dept. of Baboon Maintenance 12 Feb 04 4.15pm Send a Private Message to the despotic banana Add the despotic banana as a friend

1. Having to dry yourself with a wet towel.

2. The squeaking sound green beans make against your teeth when you eat them.

3. Using a communal shower and coming out with feet like a hobbit's. Why can't people just wash away their pubic hairs when they're done, eh?

 


Ask me about Ronald de Boer.

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Feb 04 4.17pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Quote ElliottHutchins at 12 Feb 2004 4:10pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 12 Feb 2004 4:09pm

Quote kav at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm

You know 2.30pm is medication time Cucking?

Quote Cucking Funt at 12 Feb 2004 3:54pm

I must admit, I've known one or two women with pretty bloody stinky mackerel(s) as well....


I try to liven this board up with my quirky personality and look at all the thanks I get.

I think your great! I dont know what bex cant see in u....

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She's in denial... like most birds.

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 12 Feb 04 4.18pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Unless you have an allergy to nuts of course.

Quote Moose at 12 Feb 2004 4:13pm

Quote iantheeagle at 12 Feb 2004 4:10pm
3. Chocolate Peanuts


As long as you're not talking in euphamism, ian, I'm staggered by this!

Choccy peanuts are a wonder of the world.


 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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reborn 12 Feb 04 4.20pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

Damn Pikey, no3 must really pi,ss you off !


Quote pikey_eagle at 12 Feb 2004 2:32pm

1. Women who read a book when I'm bonking them.

2. People who feign death when I talk to them

3. Those illegal immigrants who walk really slowly at the train station, smoking, on their way to their job at Railtrack, dressed up in their Rudeboy gear, whilst do-gooding and being idiotic pacifists. They're the worst.


 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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stevo Flag Reigate 12 Feb 04 4.23pm Send a Private Message to stevo Add stevo as a friend

Quote jcreedy at 12 Feb 2004 4:14pm

4. People on HOL who get jealous because we don't flirt with them.............

wink wink stevo

lol. Very good Mr Creedy, damn you've blown my cover.


 


Slowly slowly catchy monkey

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reborn 12 Feb 04 4.23pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter?


Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm

i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!


 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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Cucking Funt Flag Clapham on the Back 12 Feb 04 4.24pm Send a Private Message to Cucking Funt Add Cucking Funt as a friend

Quote reborn at 12 Feb 2004 4:23pm

Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter?


Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm

i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!



Just don't show her your Number Two.....

 


Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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reborn 12 Feb 04 4.25pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

makes good fertilzer....

For the record

No 4: Rude people
No5: Wiggas
No6: People who spit in the street.

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Quote reborn at 12 Feb 2004 4:23pm

Hope my no1 didnt offend bexter?


Quote Bexter at 12 Feb 2004 4:04pm

i am creedy - since conception! a family of hippies i'm afraid - right back to grandparents!



Just don't show her your Number Two.....


 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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Petealiator Flag 1066 Country! 12 Feb 04 4.36pm Send a Private Message to Petealiator Add Petealiator as a friend

1) People who... well just people really!

2) Chavs and their s***e music! (not sure if they qualify for my first choice? Are they people in the strictest sense of the word?)

3) All those other b******s who don't qualify for my first or second choices! b******S!

Oh and anything Cucking lists, he's got it pretty much sorted in my book!

Oh and the old c*** who drove straight at me today on the A140 on the wrong side of the road while I was doing 70mph (only my extreme driving skills saved him from a very nasty head-on, shortly followed by the swift removal of his still-beating heart by a mentally deranged skinhead even more swiftly followed by the inserting of the afore mentioned still-beating heart down the b******s scrawny fecking throat!) b******! Good job I'd stopped f***ing about with my stereo and was actually watching the road ahead for once!

 


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IT'S NOT SKA, IT'S ROCKSTEADY!

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roffeyeagle Flag Freedman Wonderland 12 Feb 04 4.40pm Send a Private Message to roffeyeagle Add roffeyeagle as a friend

1) Pessimism

2) Illegal Immigrants... the b******s, take our jobs, our homes, our hospital beds, our tax money etc....

3) B.O - Can't people have a shower or at least put some deodrant on?

4) People who can't count...

 


'Happy being mediocre; if you've got no targets, you can't fail' - Mantra for life and Palace.

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Viva la revolution!

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 12 Feb 04 4.46pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

1)People who moan about things that annoy them

2)People who moan

3)People

 


Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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reborn 13 Feb 04 7.18am Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

1 Kav
2 Cucking
3 Jcreedy


On the grounds that it only takes 10 mins for them to fck up a thread with their Monty Python like babble.......

Just kidding lads....

 


My username has nothing to do with my religious beliefs

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