i used to think this was a b******... until i actually cycled on the road. never again!! deathtrap!

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my 5 things are:

1. Flying Eagle
2. Jon from BB4
3. Wiggers
4. Brighton and everything in it.
5. this website

Edited by ThamesmeadEagle (04 Jun 2003 7:22pm)

Edited by ThamesmeadEagle (04 Jun 2003 7:24pm)

LEE HUGHES IS A MURDERER

Yes the outfit can go..But there are onions a plenty in Room 101

LEE HUGHES IS A MURDERER

I accept that you are entitled to your viewpoint but if you air it like this then you must accept a bit of criticism.

Things that the majority of BNP and other Right wing supporters believe and love:
1. The British Passport. Accepted everywhere cos we is better than every uvver country!
2. St George. He's our patron saint, remeber his day and have his flag flying from your house. He is everything that is English: courage, determination and a massive lance!
3. The Queen (and the late Queen Muvver) Gawd Bless 'er.
4. The Pound £££. Strongest currency in the world
5. The Empire. Biggest one ever, the sun never set on it. We rule the waves Grrr!
6. Being British. We're better than any one else. We are the master race. 'Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer!'

Now while these are things to be proud of they aren't british.
1. Look on the front of the passport, the writing is in french isn't it?
2. St George was from Turkey. Go on, look it up, see if you ever do a pitch invasion at that match again!
3. The Queen is half scottish (her mum) and half German (her dad's side) and she's married to a Greek. That Greek man happens to share great-great-grandparents. Nothing like inbreeding to make you pround of the country!
4. Look on the side of the pound. Latin? go on translate it. Oh I forgot you can't because that requires an appreciation of other cultures.
5. The Empire. Very cool part of our history, true (Although we acted a little bit like b*stards on occasion). What's not so cool is how it crumbled before our eyes and we've left the impoverished countries to sort out the mess into which we helped them to get.
6. Being British. After the Romans, the Norse, The Saxons (and Angles) The French and even the Dutch came over Raping and Pillaging, can anyone claim to be really English, Scots, or Welsh? Not for more than maybe 4 or 5 generations back. If Enlgand had always had a policiy of sending immigrants 'back where they came from' how many of use would exist? None

You don't Like gays? Well lets hope that you end up with many of your BNP Buddies doing a month or two at her (Not very english) majesty's pleasure. After a week or two in the showers you'll forcibly have your mind changed for you.

Live and let live mate. C'mon, as long as these people don't actually make you life a misery directly then don't worry about it. They're not going to make you watch!

'The daily mirror' Well, ok. They do call Mark Lawrenson 'Football's number one expert.' For that reason they can go down.

And I really hate Sprouts!

Hollyoaks (Biggest pile of trash on TV)
Talentless camp TV presenters (Dale Winton, Graham Norton..Need I say more!!)
Millwall Football Club (Not Brighton because at least they give you some comedy value)
Fish
Manufactured music.

Edited by Selhurst Stallion (05 Jun 2003 4:35pm)

"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.

No he was actually alright, just the smelly stuff you have to pick bones out of when you eat it.

"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002.