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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 mooro  Within the Temples of Syrinx 13 Dec 22 2.19pm |
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I remember as a nipper mucking about rolling down hills in an old car tyre.
There's no sun, the shadow of the wizard....... |
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Dec 22 5.06pm |
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Actors have got Equity. Magicians have got The Magic Circle. Ventriloquists have no one to speak for them.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| mooro Within the Temples of Syrinx 17 Dec 22 11.47am |
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I remember covering my sick granddad's back in butter to see if it would help.
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| Spiderman Horsham 17 Dec 22 12.00pm |
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My p**is got into the Guinness Book of Records. Edited by Spiderman (17 Dec 2022 12.00pm)
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Nicholas91  The Democratic Republic of Kent 17 Dec 22 12.24pm |
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Originally posted by mezzer
Actors have got Equity. Magicians have got The Magic Circle. Ventriloquists have no one to speak for them. Years ago I used to work as a mime… it’s only now I can talk about it.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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| HeathMan Purley 29 Dec 22 8.48pm |
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One evening an old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked:' Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator!'
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 30 Dec 22 9.29am |
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Originally posted by Nicholas91
Years ago I used to work as a mime… it’s only now I can talk about it. I was in a mime group once but I got chucked out. Must have been something I said.
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| BudgiesBeak London 07 Jan 23 4.03pm |
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I see that David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford. When they allocated his shirt number the manager said "Wear four out there, Romeo".
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| Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 07 Jan 23 4.50pm |
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Originally posted by BudgiesBeak
I see that David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford. When they allocated his shirt number the manager said "Wear four out there, Romeo". That's very good, I am nicking it for private interactions
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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| MrWhyNot 07 Jan 23 7.52pm |
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Originally posted by BudgiesBeak
I see that David Beckham's son has signed for Brentford. When they allocated his shirt number the manager said "Wear four out there, Romeo". lol..
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| MrWhyNot 07 Jan 23 7.54pm |
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I asked my wife why she doesn't tell me when she's about to orgasm, she said "I don't like ringing you while you're at work"
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| MrWhyNot 07 Jan 23 7.55pm |
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“You know, one would have been enough.”
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