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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
Saw the following in The Times this morning. Made me chuckle. Or on Twitter yesterday:- Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off
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It's a little known fact that when Hellboy turned 18, he started manufacturing Mayonnaise.
"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one" |
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What's Leather and Sneezes? A Shoe
"It was a Team effort, I guess it took all players working together to lose this one" |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
Or on Twitter yesterday:- Boris Johnson recovering after minor operation on his nose. Unconfirmed reports suggest he’s had about 2ft taken off
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Cliff Richard has long described himself as 'Asexual' but I'd also add: B) Gay.
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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The other day my wife asked me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidentally gave her a glue stick instead. She's still not talking to me.
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How do you know boris"s wife is a west ham fan? i"m forever blowing bubbles
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I overdosed on viagra yesterday, it was the hardest day of my life
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I went to a fancy-dress party dressed as a harp. The host asked me, “What are you dressed as?” I told him, “I’m a harp.” He said, “But your costume is too small to be a harp.” I was incredibly offended, and asked him, “Are you calling me a lyre?!”
A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers |
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Originally posted by monkey
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, it was the hardest day of my life I got some Viagra eye-drops the other day, did nothing for my willy, but now I look dead hard.
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I always fancied being a sniper when I was younger, though I knew it was a long shot
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Originally posted by mezzer
I always fancied being a sniper when I was younger, though I knew it was a long shot I wanted to be an archaeologist but I couldn't see any future in it. Edited by doi209 (29 Jul 2022 10.14am)
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