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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 Spiderman  Horsham 13 Mar 22 11.02am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not At least it enabled you to put a lid on proceedings
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| the.universal 13 Mar 22 11.05am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not Negotiations didn’t pan out very well from your perspective then
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| the.universal 13 Mar 22 11.07am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not Sounds like it stirred some emotion in you
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| the.universal 13 Mar 22 11.08am |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not Posting about it should help you let off some steam
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| Midlands Eagle 13 Mar 22 11.28am |
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| chris123 hove actually 13 Mar 22 12.34pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not You got the children?
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| Runningman Keston 13 Mar 22 1.25pm |
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My wife and I would have divorced years ago.
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| mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 13 Mar 22 3.39pm |
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My first wife and I were really happy for 27 years. Then we met.
Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry. |
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 15 Mar 22 9.27pm |
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I’ve just finished reading an excellent book called “Fights on a Narrowboat" by R.G. Bargee.
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Nicholas91  The Democratic Republic of Kent 15 Mar 22 9.58pm |
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Saw an Australian bloke playing Dancing Queen on a didgeridoo earlier this evening. I thought to myself “That’s ABBAriginal!”
Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!! |
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BlueJay  UK 17 Mar 22 3.57pm |
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Originally posted by Midlands Eagle
You may find that amusing but when I split from my first wife she divided everything up between us and she kept all of the saucepans but gave me the lids. I kid you not Next level pettiness
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| BlueJay UK 17 Mar 22 3.58pm |
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.. She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
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