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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 Glazier#1  15 Feb 22 9.48pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
The old ones are the best Try telling my wife that
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| Spiderman Horsham 15 Feb 22 10.59pm |
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Originally posted by Glazier#1
Try telling my wife that I have
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 12.03am |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
I have Me too
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| HeathMan Purley 16 Feb 22 8.12am |
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Is no wife safe?
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| Glazier#1 16 Feb 22 8.29am |
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Originally posted by monkey
Me too Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 11.10am |
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Originally posted by Glazier#1
Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her. I wasn’t really bothered whether she could hear me or not
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 11.11am |
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My dating agency business for chickens has hit hard times. It's been difficult making hens meet.
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| Spiderman Horsham 16 Feb 22 11.29am |
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Originally posted by Glazier#1
Let's hope she had her hearing aids in when you told her. Pardon
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| Glazier#1 16 Feb 22 11.43am |
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Originally posted by monkey
I wasn’t really bothered whether she could hear me or not More bothered about getting your zimmer frame out of the way.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 12.37pm |
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Originally posted by Glazier#1
More bothered about getting your zimmer frame out of the way. That’s true, but it would’ve been the best 30 seconds of her life
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Forest Hillbilly  in a hidey-hole 16 Feb 22 3.35pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
That’s true, but it would’ve been the best 30 seconds of her life 30 seconds ? Were you going to do it twice, then ?
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 16 Feb 22 4.30pm |
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Originally posted by Forest Hillbilly
30 seconds ? Were you going to do it twice, then ? That’s including foreplay though
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