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morganistic Flag 12 Feb 10 1.04pm Send a Private Message to morganistic Add morganistic as a friend

A close friend of mine bought a big new fridge recently, and for the life of me I'm struggling to remember what make it was. Was it... oh no it's gone again. So frustrating.

Have any of you Brighton fans ever had a good mate's Smeg on the tip of your tongue?

 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 1.23pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

I am a great fans of all meats, a real carnivore, and I do love all things pork related especially when its minced, rolled with herbs and is swimming in gravy..hmmmm delish !!.

Trouble is that my favourite snack can get a bit boring as I eat it so much.

Can any Brighton fans suggest how I get the best out of a big oozing faggot ?

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 5.50pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

A friend of mine is visiting me from Tokyo and unfortunately yesterday had a bit of a mishap when something got stuck in his right pupil, it has been very bleary, annoying and watery ever since.

I wondered if anyone from the Brighton area knows the best way to deal with a friends sore and weeping Japs eye ??

 


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fubar 12 Feb 10 7.08pm

My dear old nan came back from shopping the other day and bless her, she left her keys at home again. Luckily she has a spare set round the back of the house, but when she went to collect them she was startled to find someone trying to gain entry. She screamed and raised the alarm but naturally was shocked and upset at the incident.

Brighton fans: How do you cope with backdoor trauma?

 


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fubar 12 Feb 10 8.08pm

You'll never believe this, but the other day I bumped into Andrew Pelham in the queue at Tescos. We got chatting and it turns out he was attending a fancy dress party this weekend and was thinking of going as an american soldier from WW11, but was unsure as to what the proper outfit was.

Brighton fans: Can you help with dressing up as a GI MP?

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 8.33pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

There is nothing I like better than an 'o' shaped sugary doughnut. The perennial problem is getting all of that sugar and icing around your mouth though - Its embarrasing.

I wonder if anyone from Brighton can suggest the best way to get all that sticky white stuff off your face after you have been munching around a nice ring ?

 


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fubar 12 Feb 10 9.20pm

My kids - little terrors! Why just the other day I popped back from the bakers with a few snacks for teatime but I barely had a chance to get through the door before they were all over me and started chucking the snacks around, they even finished up playing frisbee with some of them!

Brighton fans: What do you do about a doughnut ring that's been misused?

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 3.31am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

i was sitting in my local boozer yesterday and the pub was getting quite busy. It became irritating when people were barging past.

Brighton fans, how do you cope with persistant stool nudgers ?

should i have sat on the poof in the corner ?


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 4.06am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Some of the local trawler crews are using my property as a shortcut to get to the quayside.

Brighton fans, how would you discourage excessive amounts of seamen in your back passage ?

 


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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 3.46pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

I was driving my car the other day and stopped at some traffic lights. Suddenly a mini-bus came crashing into the back of me, as the driver hadn't noticed the traffic lights were on red. As we exchanged details, it transpires the mini-bus was the Bath Rugby Team transport.

Brighton fans, do you have any experience of being rear-ended by a rugby team ?

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 13 Feb 10 3.57pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

After Christmas, my family were discussing whether the joy of giving presents was better than actually recieving.

Brighton fans, do you prefer giving or recieving ?

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (14 Feb 2010 3:35am)

 


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