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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.50pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Hope I die before I get old,
Pete Townsend, that was your catchphrase,
I bet you wished you had when the spotty kid from PC world phoned the paedo squad

 


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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 4.52pm

Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith
Often took more drugs than he oughter.
Now he's really healthy
and I want to shag his daughter.

 


Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 08 5.29pm

this could run and run...

Ronnie Wood
But I woodn't

 

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eryr Flag Caerphillydelphia 15 Sep 08 5.31pm Send a Private Message to eryr Add eryr as a friend

I'd love to do The Corrs
from behind on all fours,
But could I swap the brother
for their auntie or their mother?

 


Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 15 Sep 08 5.39pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

George Michael

Two testicles
You'll find me beneath
Any Sunday on Hampstead Heath

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 08 5.53pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine
There's something wrong with that old man of mine
His moods swings might end my life you see
I think I'll offer him some charlie

 


Lend me a Tenor

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 7.49pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Peter Andre

Before you went into the jungle people thought you were a spastic
You did your trials with huge great smiles then married two mounds of plastic


 


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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 8.28pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Amy

You have rats nest hair and spotty skin
But are truly a great singer
Its such a shame that since you found fame
Youve turned into such a minger

 


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fubar 15 Sep 08 8.41pm

Ode to James Blunt

So many words up in the air
That ultimately go nowhere
Songs so lame, mindlessly insane
Every listener a victim to your special pain
To be quite blunt
You're a cun+

 


too far gone.. aint no way back

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 08 8.46pm

Phil Spector,
made Da Doo Ron Ron
Then shot that bird
with yer loaded gun

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 08 8.58pm

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Edited by nickgusset (15 Sep 2008 8:59pm)

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 08 8.58pm

Ode to Elvis Presley

Blue suede shoes,
love me tender,
Jailhouse rock,
and hound dog,
to much booze, drugs and burgers,
then he died,
fat on the bog.

 

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