Stephen Tyler from Aerosmith
Often took more drugs than he oughter.
Now he's really healthy
and I want to shag his daughter.

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

[Link] Transformation is Happening

I'd love to do The Corrs
from behind on all fours,
But could I swap the brother
for their auntie or their mother?

Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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Don't you know that I heard it through the grapevine
There's something wrong with that old man of mine
His moods swings might end my life you see
I think I'll offer him some charlie

Lend me a Tenor

31 May to 3 June 2017

John McIntosh Arts Centre
London Oratory School
SW6 1RX

with Superfly in the chorus
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Ode to Amy

You have rats nest hair and spotty skin
But are truly a great singer
Its such a shame that since you found fame
Youve turned into such a minger

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Phil Spector,
made Da Doo Ron Ron
Then shot that bird
with yer loaded gun

Ode to Elvis Presley

Blue suede shoes,
love me tender,
Jailhouse rock,
and hound dog,
to much booze, drugs and burgers,
then he died,
fat on the bog.