Have you managed to sign Ms. Lawson for your your scat hour yet, Morg? Come on, half an hour of "Nigella Shites" would get the ratings soaring.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

Nigella's Midnight Express
The large-a*sed celebrity chef gets banged up in a Turkish prison and is forced to perform a series of degrading sexual acts. Once her sentence is complete, she begs for another six months inside - and gets it.

Ross Kemp's Undercover Gangbangs
The former EastEnd hard man investigates the world of group sex - and stumbles upon a child sex ring masterminded by one of his former Albert Square colleagues.

Beale Or No Beale
Due to the alleged involvement in serious criminal activity of the actor Adam Woodyat, a specially invited studio audience of industry experts and celebrity guests, including Cilla Black, debate whether the soap would be better off without the much-loved chip shop entrepeneur Ian Beale

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

Any of the ideas mentioned on here is better than anything ever screened on BBC4, ITV2, ITV3, ITV4 or Bravo (with the exception of Dog The Bounty Hunter) - FACT!

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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Loose women - enough said
The Alan Tit-marsh show
A place in the bum
Superfanny
No blow-job for a lady
Your face or mine?

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The future's bleak. The Chairman's a pi*$%K.

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Bargain *unt : Five prostitutes are whittled down to just one based upon the services that they offer compared to the normal price that they charge - hosted by Hugh Grant.

X Fuctor : A female contestant is banged by six men whilst blindfolded and behind a screen. She has to identify the identity of one of the men, already allocated the title Mr X, by asking three questions relating to her experience. The public gave the opportunity to vote by telephone for their favourite and one lucky caller will be next week's contestant.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

you do realsie by just having him on your channels morg its keeping him in work, if hes got to be involved, cant there be some sort of show where he gets hunted by a pack of wolves with nothing but a bamboo shoot to protect himself with?

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