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kav The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 12.16pm
Wait.I just need to have a stroke.Can you wait 2 secs?Please? Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 12.16pm

Wait.I just need to have a stroke.Can you wait 2 secs?Please?

Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.17pm
Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:08pm Oh well, as long as you made another bloke laugh then thats ok. Im sorry, but seriously you need to think about stupid jokes that certain people (not everyone) might read and be offended by. I have been personally affected by cancer with very close relatives and really didnt find it funny. that was the point im making. and I only get "moody" as you say it when people write drivel with no thought for anyone else. And as for friendship, I have plenty of frined sin the "real world" that would most likely be offended at that joke too, knowing the s* Ive gone through around breast cancer. Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 12:05pm Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 11:58am Friggin idiot. Do you not think about things before you type them.Insensitive berk. Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 11:56am Quote Cucking Funt at 06 Dec 2006 5:34pm Quote** Kermit8 at 06 Dec 2006 5:04pm Ah, Vera Lynn. The Kylie Minogue of her day. Wonder if she had anal sex with Michael Hutchence's equivalent then aswell. George Formby. No wonder he had that big fvcking grin on his face all day. A bizarre but highly amusing train of thought.... I had a wicked thought about Kylie Minogue this morning No not that.......I reckon she should do a cover of Berlin's "Take my breasts away". Look at the post above yours and reconsider.........I make people laugh! Otherwise loosen your bra a notch as it is making you grumpy. I don't wish Kylie any harm, she's come through this with dignity, BUT, I can never resist a comedy moment when it presents itself. It's a shame you don't think before you post. Your mood swings are pretty violent on this board. One minute you want to be everybody's friend, the next you're crying because nobody loves you. Get a grip........otherwise I'll set Reborn on you. Well.......apologies for offending you Laura. Seriously though........you should reconsider being a member of these boards if you are going to be offended by mine or anybody else's black humour. I was not joking about your mood swings - you are easily upset on here and this isn't the first time you've had a go at one of my posts. I try to amuse the HOL population and do not try and cause upset. With a few exceptions, I get nice reactions to my humour, whereas you get angst and aggression with your style of confrontational posting about subjects that are dear to your heart. Don't take everything personally all the time. Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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chollis

Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.17pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:08pm

Oh well, as long as you made another bloke laugh then thats ok.

Im sorry, but seriously you need to think about stupid jokes that certain people (not everyone) might read and be offended by. I have been personally affected by cancer with very close relatives and really didnt find it funny.

that was the point im making. and I only get "moody" as you say it when people write drivel with no thought for anyone else.

And as for friendship, I have plenty of frined sin the "real world" that would most likely be offended at that joke too, knowing the s*** Ive gone through around breast cancer.

Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 12:05pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 11:58am

Friggin idiot. Do you not think about things before you type them.Insensitive berk.

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Quote Cucking Funt at 06 Dec 2006 5:34pm

Quote Kermit8 at 06 Dec 2006 5:04pm

Ah, Vera Lynn. The Kylie Minogue of her day. Wonder if she had anal sex with Michael Hutchence's equivalent then aswell. George Formby. No wonder he had that big fvcking grin on his face all day.

A bizarre but highly amusing train of thought....

I had a wicked thought about Kylie Minogue this morning

No not that.......I reckon she should do a cover of Berlin's "Take my breasts away".

Look at the post above yours and reconsider.........I make people laugh!

Otherwise loosen your bra a notch as it is making you grumpy.

I don't wish Kylie any harm, she's come through this with dignity, BUT, I can never resist a comedy moment when it presents itself.

It's a shame you don't think before you post. Your mood swings are pretty violent on this board. One minute you want to be everybody's friend, the next you're crying because nobody loves you.

Get a grip........otherwise I'll set Reborn on you.

Well.......apologies for offending you Laura.
Seriously though........you should reconsider being a member of these boards if you are going to be offended by mine or anybody else's black humour.
I was not joking about your mood swings - you are easily upset on here and this isn't the first time you've had a go at one of my posts.
I try to amuse the HOL population and do not try and cause upset. With a few exceptions, I get nice reactions to my humour, whereas you get angst and aggression with your style of confrontational posting about subjects that are dear to your heart.
Don't take everything personally all the time.

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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morganistic 07 Dec 06 12.17pm
no kav. come on. f*ck this. off off off [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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07 Dec 06 12.17pm

no kav. come on. f*ck this. off off off

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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sheffieldgabor Cardiff 07 Dec 06 12.18pm
Right point taken boys. I resign. Im fed up with the nonsense on here, and cant be bothered with it. have fun taking the piss out of anyone with half a heart wont you. Quote Oliver at 07 Dec 2006 12:15pm Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:12pm If anyone can point out to me the bright side of a mastectomy, I'll be sure to let the members of the Sheffield Breast Cancer Support Group know. Well at least they are not dead (yet).
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Right point taken boys. I resign. Im fed up with the nonsense on here, and cant be bothered with it.

have fun taking the piss out of anyone with half a heart wont you.

Quote Oliver at 07 Dec 2006 12:15pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:12pm

If anyone can point out to me the bright side of a mastectomy, I'll be sure to let the members of the Sheffield Breast Cancer Support Group know.

Well at least they are not dead (yet).

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morganistic 07 Dec 06 12.22pm
anyone fancy a nice cuppa tea? [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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07 Dec 06 12.22pm

anyone fancy a nice cuppa tea?

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''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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Oliver Bodega Bay 07 Dec 06 12.22pm
Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:14pm Are you honestly saying then, if I came on here with a joke about September 11th, no-one would find it at all offensive? Just bizarre. No wonder AFE has left! Most jokes are offensive to someone in society. I suppose some pepole are more sensitive about them than others are. If you made a joke about September 11th or made a personal joke about me, I would not be bothered (maybe surprised because you seem to lack a sense of humour) because frankly there are more important things to worry about. I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.
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Bodega Bay 07 Dec 06 12.22pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:14pm

Are you honestly saying then, if I came on here with a joke about September 11th, no-one would find it at all offensive?

Just bizarre.

No wonder AFE has left!

Most jokes are offensive to someone in society. I suppose some pepole are more sensitive about them than others are. If you made a joke about September 11th or made a personal joke about me, I would not be bothered (maybe surprised because you seem to lack a sense of humour) because frankly there are more important things to worry about.

I have prepared one of my own time capsules. I have placed some rather large samples of dynamite, gunpowder and nitroglycerin. My time capsule is set to go off in the year 3000. It will show them what we are really like.

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 12.22pm
Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:18pm Right point taken boys. I resign. Im fed up with the nonsense on here, and cant be bothered with it. have fun taking the piss out of anyone with half a heart wont you. Quote Oliver at 07 Dec 2006 12:15pm Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:12pm If anyone can point out to me the bright side of a mastectomy, I'll be sure to let the members of the Sheffield Breast Cancer Support Group know. Well at least they are not dead (yet). Time of the month, love? Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 12.22pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:18pm

Right point taken boys. I resign. Im fed up with the nonsense on here, and cant be bothered with it.

have fun taking the piss out of anyone with half a heart wont you.

Quote Oliver at 07 Dec 2006 12:15pm

Quote sheffieldgabor at 07 Dec 2006 12:12pm

If anyone can point out to me the bright side of a mastectomy, I'll be sure to let the members of the Sheffield Breast Cancer Support Group know.

Well at least they are not dead (yet).

Time of the month, love?

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.23pm
I should have stayed away a bit longer! Kin ell........I've only been back 5 minutes and all hell has broken loose. I knew I should have gone for Kylie doing a cover of Atomic Kitten's "You can lick my hole again". Sorry everyone........I was really trying to bring a good mood to the Forum. Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.23pm

I should have stayed away a bit longer!

Kin ell........I've only been back 5 minutes and all hell has broken loose.

I knew I should have gone for Kylie doing a cover of Atomic Kitten's "You can lick my hole again".

Sorry everyone........I was really trying to bring a good mood to the Forum.

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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kav The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 12.24pm
Gabor,chill girl.Blimey,breath in,breath out... Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts
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The Helicopter View 07 Dec 06 12.24pm

Gabor,chill girl.Blimey,breath in,breath out...

Everytime I get high I lay my head on my baby's breasts

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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 12.24pm
Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 12:23pm I should have stayed away a bit longer! Kin ell........I've only been back 5 minutes and all hell has broken loose. I knew I should have gone for Kylie doing a cover of Atomic Kitten's "You can lick my hole again". Sorry everyone........I was really trying to bring a good mood to the Forum. Not your fault, matey. When the hormones are alight, nothing and no-one can stop it. Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham
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Clapham on the Back 07 Dec 06 12.24pm

Quote chollis at 07 Dec 2006 12:23pm

I should have stayed away a bit longer!

Kin ell........I've only been back 5 minutes and all hell has broken loose.

I knew I should have gone for Kylie doing a cover of Atomic Kitten's "You can lick my hole again".

Sorry everyone........I was really trying to bring a good mood to the Forum.

Not your fault, matey. When the hormones are alight, nothing and no-one can stop it.

Wife beating may be socially acceptable in Sheffield, but it is a different matter in Cheltenham

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saxoneagle Bromley 07 Dec 06 12.28pm
Welcome back Chollis! My mother had breast cancer also but I found the joke funny. Half of us getting through her illness was making jokes a lot of the time, especially when I saw her in her wig! Forget SG; it seems she is the only one who didn't find your joke funny despite not being the only one to have had someone with cancer in her life.
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Bromley 07 Dec 06 12.28pm

Welcome back Chollis!

My mother had breast cancer also but I found the joke funny.

Half of us getting through her illness was making jokes a lot of the time, especially when I saw her in her wig!

Forget SG; it seems she is the only one who didn't find your joke funny despite not being the only one to have had someone with cancer in her life.

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chollis Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.35pm
Quote saxoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 12:28pm Welcome back Chollis! My mother had breast cancer also but I found the joke funny. Half of us getting through her illness was making jokes a lot of the time, especially when I saw her in her wig! Forget SG; it seems she is the only one who didn't find your joke funny despite not being the only one to have had someone with cancer in her life. Thanks mate. I've had loads of relatives/close friends that have been affected by cancer and other nasty diseases too, but you can't be morbid about it all the time. I honestly wanted to make people laugh and until Laura got annoyed about it, was rather proud of myself for creating the joke (after hearing the song on the radio this morning). Oh well it takes all sorts to make a world. Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.
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Dingly Dell 07 Dec 06 12.35pm

Quote saxoneagle at 07 Dec 2006 12:28pm

Welcome back Chollis!

My mother had breast cancer also but I found the joke funny.

Half of us getting through her illness was making jokes a lot of the time, especially when I saw her in her wig!

Forget SG; it seems she is the only one who didn't find your joke funny despite not being the only one to have had someone with cancer in her life.

Thanks mate.
I've had loads of relatives/close friends that have been affected by cancer and other nasty diseases too, but you can't be morbid about it all the time.
I honestly wanted to make people laugh and until Laura got annoyed about it, was rather proud of myself for creating the joke (after hearing the song on the radio this morning).
Oh well it takes all sorts to make a world.

Loverman is a fcuking arsehole.

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