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 Slimey Toad  Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 22 May 23 1.49pm |
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Originally posted by georgey wood
Some of my fave palace gallows humour classics are: To Jimmy Floyd Hasslebank playing for Charlton “you’re just a fat Eddie Murphy” To that weird Pompey bell ringing hobit guy who started climbing up the Arthur gantry “ what the fkin he’ll is that? Penny for the guy, penny for the guy”….. When Crouch came down playing for Southampton “ Freak” everytime he touched the ball was quite funny as was clearly getting to him too. The classic “did you come by minibus” is always an old fave to a poor travelling support with empty seats. However the two best I’ve ever heard were actually from Celtic singing to Andy Goram (RIP) who had been diagnosed with bi-polar “ two Andy Gorams, there’s only two Andy Gorams”. The other I hate to say was from Brighton responding to “ does your boyfriend know you’re here” with “you’re too ugly to be gay” back at the palace. Quite genius to be fair! I won't have that. I like deprecative Crouchy. When asked what he would be if he hadn't made it as a Premier League star, he replied 'a virgin'.
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Painter  Croydon 22 May 23 2.18pm |
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John Lukic was serenaded with “Lukic is a Jaffa “ every time he played for Arsenal and Leeds at Selhurst. I was never really sure, why, I assumed it was due to his problem in the bedroom department.
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| Slimey Toad Karsiyaka, North Cyprus 22 May 23 2.35pm |
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Originally posted by Painter
John Lukic was serenaded with “Lukic is a Jaffa “ every time he played for Arsenal and Leeds at Selhurst. I was never really sure, why, I assumed it was due to his problem in the bedroom department. Sex or the chant?
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 2.55pm |
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Originally posted by Apollofuzz
I seem to remember that we were kept behind after the final whistle and as the liverpool fans left we started chanting "we can see you sneaking out". Brilliant!! I’m glad others can remember, I had my leg in plaster and was on crutches, a broken leg obviously effects your memory as well Despite the result I do remember enjoying the night and having a good laugh
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 3.00pm |
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I remember when we were getting outclassed by Fergies Man.Utd at home back in the 90’s, the United fans sung attack attack attack attack attack, to a man and woman it seemed like the whole of the Whitehorse (it was still terracing then) replied with defend defend defend defend defend Well it was funny at the time
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 22 May 23 3.13pm |
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I can remember going to the old Den in the 80's and the Palace fans singing 'Harry the Dog's a poodle' whilst we were all safe in the cage in the corner. We didn't carry it on outside I recall
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 5.04pm |
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Originally posted by martin2412
I can remember going to the old Den in the 80's and the Palace fans singing 'Harry the Dog's a poodle' whilst we were all safe in the cage in the corner. We didn't carry it on outside I recall Oh the irony of your statement, playing Millwall and WE were the ones in the cage!!
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ASCPFC  Pro-Cathedral/caravan park 22 May 23 5.28pm |
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Originally posted by monkey
There was some funny gallows humour that night, once it was obvious we were in for a good hiding and we stopped caring at 5 or 6 it was hilarious. But for the life of me I can’t remember any of it We cheered their goals and every pass they made. I'm trying to remember who missed a penalty for us - Thomas or Gray is my feeling. We cheered that too although it was at the other end.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 5.37pm |
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Originally posted by ASCPFC
We cheered their goals and every pass they made. I'm trying to remember who missed a penalty for us - Thomas or Gray is my feeling. We cheered that too although it was at the other end. It was GT, he hit the post as well, we were all over them
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The groover  Danbury 22 May 23 6.09pm |
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Kevin Miller came back with Barnsley the season after he let 6 in V QPR by jumping over the ball. They only brought about 50 fans if that. He was a bit of a porker and Palace started singing who ate all your fans, who ate all your fans, Kevin Miller Kevin Miller he ate all your fans, And when Lee Bowyer came with charlton. He was getting kicked all over the park. Having said a few detrimental things about us in the press. Someone started singing (to the red flag): There he goes he's up again. The tackles just keep flying in, we'll kick him up into the sky, we'll keep lee bowyer flying high! Everyone p!ssed themselves and gradually more joined in. Then he took another clattering and loads sang it. He got the hump so much he gave us the V sign and got booked!!!! I was laughing so hard my face hurt. We went to liverpool and just before KO they announced over the tannoy 'Attention please attention. The anfield exercise has now begun'. The stewards ran around opening gates. Palace fans started jumping from one leg to the other waving their arms singing calm down calm down.
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 22 May 23 7.48pm |
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Originally posted by The groover
Kevin Miller came back with Barnsley the season after he let 6 in V QPR by jumping over the ball. They only brought about 50 fans if that. He was a bit of a porker and Palace started singing who ate all your fans, who ate all your fans, Kevin Miller Kevin Miller he ate all your fans, And when Lee Bowyer came with charlton. He was getting kicked all over the park. Having said a few detrimental things about us in the press. Someone started singing (to the red flag): There he goes he's up again. The tackles just keep flying in, we'll kick him up into the sky, we'll keep lee bowyer flying high! Everyone p!ssed themselves and gradually more joined in. Then he took another clattering and loads sang it. He got the hump so much he gave us the V sign and got booked!!!! I was laughing so hard my face hurt. We went to liverpool and just before KO they announced over the tannoy 'Attention please attention. The anfield exercise has now begun'. The stewards ran around opening gates. Palace fans started jumping from one leg to the other waving their arms singing calm down calm down. Good one
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| mtp1958 Oswestry 23 May 23 7.37am |
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Originally posted by The groover
Kevin Miller came back with Barnsley the season after he let 6 in V QPR by jumping over the ball. They only brought about 50 fans if that. He was a bit of a porker and Palace started singing who ate all your fans, who ate all your fans, Kevin Miller Kevin Miller he ate all your fans, And when Lee Bowyer came with charlton. He was getting kicked all over the park. Having said a few detrimental things about us in the press. Someone started singing (to the red flag): There he goes he's up again. The tackles just keep flying in, we'll kick him up into the sky, we'll keep lee bowyer flying high! Everyone p!ssed themselves and gradually more joined in. Then he took another clattering and loads sang it. He got the hump so much he gave us the V sign and got booked!!!! I was laughing so hard my face hurt. We went to liverpool and just before KO they announced over the tannoy 'Attention please attention. The anfield exercise has now begun'. The stewards ran around opening gates. Palace fans started jumping from one leg to the other waving their arms singing calm down calm down. was at that game with my 2 kids right down the front when miller had a goal kick before he could take it I shouted Miller whats it like to have friends sorry you dont know , people around us found it funny ,
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