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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 1.39pm
Originally posted by Willo To be truthful I have never been given such advice. In terms of 'Sand', I was once advised that instead of purchasing Viagra one could concoct a potion of "One of sand and two of cement" to revive a flaccid chipolata. You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself. Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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Nicholas91

The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 1.39pm

Originally posted by Willo

To be truthful I have never been given such advice.

In terms of 'Sand', I was once advised that instead of purchasing Viagra one could concoct a potion of "One of sand and two of cement" to revive a flaccid chipolata.

You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 1.44pm
Originally posted by Nicholas91 You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself. I am mortified. "Sackcloth and ashes".
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 1.44pm

Originally posted by Nicholas91

You've just ruined my appetite ahead of my fortnightly takeaway Willo with the usage of 'flaccid chipolata'. I hope you're proud of yourself.

I am mortified.
"Sackcloth and ashes".

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Nicholas91 The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 2.26pm
Originally posted by Willo I am mortified. "Sackcloth and ashes". Haha Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!
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Nicholas91

The Democratic Republic of Kent 03 Mar 23 2.26pm

Originally posted by Willo

I am mortified.
"Sackcloth and ashes".

Haha

Now Zaha's got a bit of green grass ahead of him here... and finds Ambrose... not a bad effort!!!!

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kingdowieonthewall Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Mar 23 2.48pm
Originally posted by fish mitten The last time I looked at an attractive woman and thought what I'd like to do to her.....and actually be capable of doing it. I still look at attractive women, but think 'yeah she looks nice, but you're a fat middle aged bloke' and it would kill you. blokes cant really win either way. I too enjoy considering what a run in with certain younger women would be like (knowing full well, it would be a death wish) opposite end of the spectrum,when I was a teenager, fresh out of senior school, I worked with all jewish men in the rag trade. If they spotted me admiring a girl/women, I'd get ''she'd blow you out in spunk bubbles, boy'' or ''dont waste your time Bob, you think still think your willys for pissing with'' basterds.. Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents? Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.
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Sussex, ex-Cronx. 03 Mar 23 2.48pm

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Originally posted by fish mitten

The last time I looked at an attractive woman and thought what I'd like to do to her.....and actually be capable of doing it.

I still look at attractive women, but think 'yeah she looks nice, but you're a fat middle aged bloke' and it would kill you.

blokes cant really win either way.
I too enjoy considering what a run in with certain younger women would be like (knowing full well, it would be a death wish)
opposite end of the spectrum,when I was a teenager, fresh out of senior school, I worked with all jewish men in the rag trade.
If they spotted me admiring a girl/women, I'd get
''she'd blow you out in spunk bubbles, boy'' or ''dont waste your time Bob, you think still think your willys for pissing with''
basterds..

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 3.20pm
I really cannot recall the last time I engaged in conjugal coupling. I do remember the days when I was on top and my dear wife on the bottom - we have since dispensed with the bunk beds.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 03 Mar 23 3.20pm

I really cannot recall the last time I engaged in conjugal coupling.
I do remember the days when I was on top and my dear wife on the bottom - we have since dispensed with the bunk beds.

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Pete53 Hassocks 07 Mar 23 3.49pm
I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again. Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival.
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Hassocks 07 Mar 23 3.49pm

I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again.

Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival.

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mezzer Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 08 Mar 23 10.54am
Originally posted by Pete53 I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again. Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival. I'll add I didn't know it was the last time I was eating a Marathon. Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me. Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.
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mezzer

Main Stand, Block F, Row 20 seat 1... 08 Mar 23 10.54am

Originally posted by Pete53

I guess you don't always know it is the last time, but there are some things I am pretty certain will never happen again.

Among these are: running a marathon ( I have completed four), carrying my son or daughter on my shoulders ( both are in their 30s); going for a job interview; skinny dipping ( I only did it once anyway); playing in a football match; going to a music festival.

I'll add I didn't know it was the last time I was eating a Marathon.

Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

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Pete53 Hassocks 08 Mar 23 10.38pm
Originally posted by mezzer I'll add I didn't know it was the last time I was eating a Marathon. Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me. Likewise Opal Fruits ( "made to make your mouth water" strange how hose jingles stay with you)
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Pete53

Hassocks 08 Mar 23 10.38pm

Originally posted by mezzer

I'll add I didn't know it was the last time I was eating a Marathon.

Why they changed it to Snickers has always remained a mystery to me.

Likewise Opal Fruits ( "made to make your mouth water" strange how hose jingles stay with you)

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