I’m a man who loves ironing ;-)

For avoidance of doubt, I am a gentleman.
I used to iron fizzy drinks but it was soda pressing.

Edited by Willo (15 Dec 2020 3.04pm)

Hi Willo ref the comments about ageing squad every Saturday the times publishes a list of teams players missing because of injury Palace have been top by a long way since the start of the season. So we do have quite a few still to come in including proven players eg Tomkins so i am optimistic ,at the start of the season i was very concerned but we already have 17 points 6 more wins might well be enough.

Hear hear.

Old joke(when we was allowed to have humour), Q? Whats the definition of a housewife? A, Its a gadget you can screw on the bed. Boom boom.

Now, females at footie are not only pleasing, but, they actually can give us blokes a run for our money with their 'knowledge' about footie. Lets face it tho, who the hell can have or why have meaningful convo with a female at half/full time & get that reply to start a discussion that only WE, as males understand.

luvsya becky xxx

This operation, will make the 'Charge Of The Light Brigade' seem like a simple military exercise.

First it was women, then the middle classes, now it’s f@cking tourists.

Football used to be wall to wall working men. Lads through to grandads. I started going with my grandad, lovely fella. Blokes who had football in their blood.

Soon we will all be sitting on cushions sipping cocktails.

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

the westlers burger(or hot dog).
I ate 4 once, away at filber st, and lived to tell the tale.

Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.