He’s ok don’t worry about it. When you get in picture in your uniform will suffice

How on Earth did you become a friend with Willo?

When people pi*s you off here I recommend weapons grade sarcasm. Who needs an SA80 A3?

Well here's a few from the last couple of weeks, not got the time or inclination to go back further.

You sound like a 12 year old showing off on a play ground. A wannabe muppet.

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"got chased down the A13 by a group of them once after my 20 stone 6 ft 8 mate flattened 2 of them in a pub with little required assistance from myself. Fun times funny thing is another traveler we knew from a different pub found it funny and shook our hands."

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"I think I met the sgt when I got nicked palace west ham for scrapping a hammers fan outside the Arthur i left early pissed off and this irons fan and his son kicked off with me so I t***ted the dad while his boy was clumping me in the back of the head. In handcuffs Zaha equalised so I went to windmill Road in a good mood anyway im sure he was the desk sgt when I went he may not have been but I remember the bloke being a unit."

"All this is spot on although I would add you dont cross albanians it won't be one of the ones here who does you it will be one from albania itself who will be back on a plane before anybody knows but if you don't cross them they won't cross you its sort of a fear and respect thing. I think this is the main reason they don't go into Liverpool. They won't be able to take it over without making to much noise and it makes no sense when they basically have london and birmingham and glasgow under wraps. What's a few wheelie buns and scrap yards in Liverpool gonna bring in. Got some albanian mates on the Gascoigne estate all good lads to be honest never a bad word said about them or from them. I know for a fact some of them are moody though but they aint going about stabbing people and mugging people so what you don't know cant hurt you."

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit

best of luck with the military career.

and remember.....

more soldiers have been saved by condoms than by armour.

Kayla did Anfield & Old Trafford

Yeah all that is true mate if anybody here is from barking and dagenham they will back up what I said about the Albanians its common knowledge the incident in grays could happen to any 20 year old kid and I said I was a bystander in the pub with my mate if I wanted to bulls*** id take the credit and the west ham incident can be backed up by AK and all that mob if you know them. Plus you still aint apologised for being wrong you read the screenshot tom.

It’s literally like speaking to a child

"It feels much better than it ever did, much more sensitive." John Wayne Bobbit