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 Rudi Hedman  Caterham 09 Sep 19 2.07pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
If that’s you it sounds like the gimp in Pulp Fiction.
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| Mapletree Croydon 09 Sep 19 2.24pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
'Plenty'? I very much doubt that 'plenty' is the reality.....well with motor mechanics I know that's very much a minority female interest....Whereas horse racing has always had female interest. Well, he does run the bar at Goodwood. When he has the energy
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| Stirlingsays 09 Sep 19 2.29pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever.
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| Stirlingsays 09 Sep 19 2.30pm |
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Always energy for a stiff one at the end of a long day.
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| ex hibitionist Hastings 09 Sep 19 3.39pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever. I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining.
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| Stirlingsays 09 Sep 19 3.42pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining. There are two sides to human nature....it's isn't just negative. Let's hope that these aren't your pick up lines eh.
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| Mapletree Croydon 09 Sep 19 4.15pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
I described their intention, making sure they are thwarted without them realising it is the key to married life imho, and who's runninmg the bar at Goodwood? I thought cryptic and obscure was my trick. Don't bother explaining. Ok I shan’t mention that Goodwood has both horse racing and motor racing so if Dan runs the bar he gets birds that are into motor mechanics, horse racing and real ale. I definitely won’t explain that.
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| Stirlingsays 09 Sep 19 4.54pm |
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Originally posted by Mapletree
Ok I shan’t mention that Goodwood has both horse racing and motor racing so if Dan runs the bar he gets birds that are into motor mechanics, horse racing and real ale. I definitely won’t explain that. In the world of the one eyed man....(forgive the corruption) Dan is a sex god. 'Ooooh....his beans are on fireeee'. Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Sep 2019 4.55pm)
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| Rudi Hedman Caterham 09 Sep 19 6.05pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
In the world of the one eyed man....(forgive the corruption) Dan is a sex god. 'Ooooh....his beans are on fireeee'. Edited by Stirlingsays (09 Sep 2019 4.55pm) Or he’s just married.
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| Stirlingsays 09 Sep 19 6.16pm |
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Originally posted by Rudi Hedman
Or he’s just married. What's marriage in the wild living 'devil may care' world of the average accountant?
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cryrst  The garden of England 09 Sep 19 7.15pm |
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Originally posted by ex hibitionist
exactly, stereotyping, there are plenty of women I know who are into motor mechanics, horse racing, real ale as well as 'don't tell the bride', it makes having a platonic relationship a lot easier So you would bend them over the bonnet whilst reading the racing post and holding a pint of real ale.
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| cryrst The garden of England 09 Sep 19 7.25pm |
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Originally posted by Stirlingsays
Blimey Ex hibitionist....man overboard! Get yourself a better bird or whatever. Clearly you havent been married long enough to know the future is clear.
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