If Corbyn wins the election we could join with our oppressed Iranian brothers and make war on the illegal squatters in Israel.

Red and Blue Army!

Maybe you can still get a film? Not sure about the accent.

I was wondering if we should all buy Union Jack branded pedalloes and patrol the Straits of Hormuz in bowler hats? The new little ships.

I'm seriously considering getting one of those Khomeini T-shirts from the eighties. People just won't know how to take it.

Red and Blue Army!

Excellent policy. You could save money on building expenses weapons by cutting back on ballistic missiles navigation systems. Just point in in the general direction of the middle east and the country it lands in can be that days enemy, and their foes ally.

It's fancy engineers designing more and more accurate weapons just to show off their technical ability and feed their own ego that are ruining this country. It's pointless overengineered rubbish that doesn't suit our political aims. Just make something that goes a long way and makes a really big bang then get back to fixing potholes and making the f***ing trains run on time.

Back in the good old days we didnt care where we went. Just turn up, plant a flag, its ours.

We've gone to the dogs.

This is more like it.....You should be writing the next Tory manifesto.

All these over thinking navel gazing barstewards worrying about their frigging tick boxing over war crimes criteria.....bleeding weak wristed three inch knobbers.

If we have to attend another EU summit I want the Queen sent out there dressed only in ammo belts and a Heckler & Koch in her arms with a big fat lit cigar between her lips.....both of them.

'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

Better still, invade a few counties and spend a 50% of their GDP on it.