Hmmm...that story neither hangs together nor really bears believing. I'll take a rain-check on it until a more reliable source than Twitter confirms it:

[Link]

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

Plausible, except for the fact that Damo would just need to clap his hands and the fire would go out.

Thanks DD!!

So I manage a Workshop which provides a safe learning environment for blokes struggling with PTSD and other mental health issues. Being a Palace fan isn't listed yet.

A good interview with Damo from before the FA Cup final, talking about when he nearly walked away from football completely before joining us: [Link]

Best wishes at Cork, Damien. He’s been a massive player for us, was excellent in our promotion system and key in establishing Palace as a premier league side. Seemed to be a big character off the pitch as well and did a lot for the team spirit. His time has come to move on I guess but I for one will miss him.

Always liked Damo, and his efforts in Palace history.
Formed part of a defence force that had some really good times, and deserves more good times at Cork until he retires. Good Luck Damien you are one of my favourites
of the 58 years I have been a CPFC supporter.
Farewell my friend * :-)

Literally?

Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)