I’d love Balotelli. Was reminiscing with my cousin yesterday about how mad Palace used to be. Signed an obese Brolin, Curcic only wanted to be paid in whores, P Diddy and Colonel Gadaffi were scrapping to buy the club. We’re so pedestrian and normal now by comparison, let’s get another headcase in to get back to that late 90s/early 00s sense of madness.

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold...

Tabloids say he is Newcastle bound.

I hope that's true. We seem to have good team spirit at the club so I don't want any player who potentially could disrupt that.

One more point

He is as mad as a box of frogs so he is a good fit at Palace. Nutters always feel at home in South London.
I actually think if he ended up somewhere he felt loved the goals would flow and his behaviour would be relatively grown up (by footballer standards)

Many will remember fondly Mark Dennis - lunatic who we bought from QPR, who I think had sacked him due to his disciplinary record.
He was an excellent left back and sprinted the whole length of the pitch I remember to get stuck into a dispute.
Suffered a bad (knee?) injury after only one season

Following Palace since 25 Feb 1978