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topcat Flag Holmesdale / Surbiton 15 Sep 17 3.32pm Send a Private Message to topcat Add topcat as a friend

Originally posted by simlaboy

Just quoting what he said on my TV after a previous attack on this wonderful diverse city , wouldn't actually read anything the t*** has to say , but unfortunately he does pop up on tv now and again spouting s***

What he said was "Part and parcel of living in a great global city is you’ve got to be prepared for these things, you’ve got to be vigilant, you’ve got to support the police doing an incredibly hard job. We must never accept terrorists being successful, we must never accept that terrorists can destroy our life or destroy the way we lead our lives.”

And it wasn't after a previous attack if was months before one.
I didn't vote for him but I can't fault much in what he actually said.

 


It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses.

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elgrande Flag bedford 15 Sep 17 3.43pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

But castrate it first so that when they meet their 72 virgins in the next life they will be powerless to do anything

Ha,I like your thinking.dtand for office I'll vote for you.

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Part Time James Flag 15 Sep 17 3.48pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too?

So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister.

I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack.

 




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elgrande Flag bedford 15 Sep 17 3.50pm Send a Private Message to elgrande Add elgrande as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too?

So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister.

I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack.

Quite right who wants a virgin,too old to teach now just wanna have fun....( Cyndi lauper)

 


always a Norwood boy, where ever I live.

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Part Time James Flag 15 Sep 17 3.52pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by elgrande

Quite right who wants a virgin,too old to teach now just wanna have fun....( Cyndi lauper)

Exactly, if you want the virgin experience without having to hear a conversation with "like" and "literally" every other word, find a grown up lady and turn her over.

 




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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 17 4.00pm

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

But castrate it first so that when they meet their 72 virgins in the next life they will be powerless to do anything

Erm there are no 72 virgins.

 

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Midlands Eagle Flag 15 Sep 17 4.04pm Send a Private Message to Midlands Eagle Add Midlands Eagle as a friend

Originally posted by nickgusset

Erm there are no 72 virgins.

Of course there are but they are the pig ugly ones that no-one wants to touch with the proverbial bargepole

 

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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Sep 17 4.09pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Midlands Eagle

Of course there are but they are the pig ugly ones that no-one wants to touch with the proverbial bargepole

ME

They might not be too pleasing on the eye facially but maybe some have delectable breasts and you might wish to touch them.

Look at the "Bigger picture"

Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.10pm)

 

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Yellow Card - User has been warned of conduct on the messageboards Tez Flag Epsom 15 Sep 17 4.10pm Send a Private Message to Tez Add Tez as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

I don't get the whole 72 virgins thing anyway. Surely most virgins are school kids? And if you're dead they'd have to be dead too?

So these beardy blokes in their thirties blowing themselves up so they can sh*g 72 dead school girls seems a bit sinister.

I'd rather not blow myself up and perhaps try to con an alive MILF with low self esteem into the sack.

Didn't bother their prophet too much.

 

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Part Time James Flag 15 Sep 17 4.15pm Send a Private Message to Part Time James Add Part Time James as a friend

Originally posted by Willo

ME

They might not be too pleasing on the eye facially but maybe some have delectable breasts and you might wish to touch them.

Look at the "Bigger picture"

Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.10pm)

You red blooded scoundrel! Couldn't have put it better myself.

I hope "Bigger picture" is in quote marks because you're imagining some big hips or buttocks. Rather!

 




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Willo Flag South coast - west of Brighton. 15 Sep 17 4.21pm Send a Private Message to Willo Add Willo as a friend

Originally posted by Part Time James

You red blooded scoundrel! Couldn't have put it better myself.

I hope "Bigger picture" is in quote marks because you're imagining some big hips or buttocks. Rather!

No just substantial bosoms causing more stress on bras than on the wings of a Jumbo jet.

Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.21pm)

 

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nickgusset Flag Shizzlehurst 15 Sep 17 4.22pm

Originally posted by Willo

No just substantial bosoms causing more stress on bras than on the wings of a Jumbo jet.

Edited by Willo (15 Sep 2017 4.21pm)

Have you been on the port at lunchtime again?

 

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