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jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jun 17 4.29pm
Originally posted by Willo Can't remember back that far ! Joking aside, I can assure you that I relied on my own prowess and did not resort to having to use any such things to enhance the excitement of others. Its like they say, there's not much that's enjoyable that can't be made even better. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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Reading 27 Jun 17 4.29pm

Originally posted by Willo

Can't remember back that far !
Joking aside, I can assure you that I relied on my own prowess and did not resort to having to use any such things to enhance the excitement of others.

Its like they say, there's not much that's enjoyable that can't be made even better.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.30pm
Originally posted by Willo PTJ To be honest I don't know precisely what happens in this modern day but I have heard there are modern gadgets which are used to enhance titilation etc etc.Don't ask me to say what they are as I don't have a clue but I understand they are about and freely available. Rest assured I have never resorted to any of these and certainly NOT likely to. I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note. I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies.
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27 Jun 17 4.30pm

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Originally posted by Willo

PTJ

To be honest I don't know precisely what happens in this modern day but I have heard there are modern gadgets which are used to enhance titilation etc etc.Don't ask me to say what they are as I don't have a clue but I understand they are about and freely available.

Rest assured I have never resorted to any of these and certainly NOT likely to.

I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note.

I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies.

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Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.32pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 Missing out. There is all manner of wonderful aids that produce pleasure and play. Never understood why people are so shut off to the idea of experiencing new pleasures or giving pleasure to others. I nearly drowned in the bath hunting for my anal pleasure zone. But I tell that story on this forum pretty much every week. Sometimes just on random threads about Fraizer Campbell.
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Part Time James

27 Jun 17 4.32pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Missing out. There is all manner of wonderful aids that produce pleasure and play. Never understood why people are so shut off to the idea of experiencing new pleasures or giving pleasure to others.

I nearly drowned in the bath hunting for my anal pleasure zone. But I tell that story on this forum pretty much every week. Sometimes just on random threads about Fraizer Campbell.

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steeleye20 Croydon 27 Jun 17 4.33pm
Originally posted by jamiemartin721 Missing out. There is all manner of wonderful aids that produce pleasure and play. Never understood why people are so shut off to the idea of experiencing new pleasures or giving pleasure to others. That's so right Subbuteo is a great game.
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steeleye20

Croydon 27 Jun 17 4.33pm

Originally posted by jamiemartin721

Missing out. There is all manner of wonderful aids that produce pleasure and play. Never understood why people are so shut off to the idea of experiencing new pleasures or giving pleasure to others.

That's so right Subbuteo is a great game.

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 4.35pm
Originally posted by Part Time James I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note. I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies. My days of sexual pleasure are long gone. Even my wild oats have turned to shredded wheat. At least you are a "Connoisseur" of something - I'm afraid we are different in this respect in the context you have brought to the debate.
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 4.35pm

Originally posted by Part Time James

I've tried most things so if you ever need an unbiased review of something pre-purchase then drop me a note.

I should add, the things I have tried are all masturbatory tools, nothing that's intended for couples. I am a real connoisseur of solo pleasure but don't know the first thing about ladies.

My days of sexual pleasure are long gone.
Even my wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

At least you are a "Connoisseur" of something - I'm afraid we are different in this respect in the context you have brought to the debate.

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Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.36pm
Originally posted by steeleye20 That's so right Subbuteo is a great game. Yeah but it's a lot harder to get the little men out of your arse.
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Part Time James

27 Jun 17 4.36pm

Originally posted by steeleye20

That's so right Subbuteo is a great game.

Yeah but it's a lot harder to get the little men out of your arse.

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martin2412 Living The Dream 27 Jun 17 4.40pm
Originally posted by Willo My days of sexual pleasure are long gone. Even my wild oats have turned to shredded wheat. At least you are a "Connoisseur" of something - I'm afraid we are different in this respect in the context you have brought to the debate. So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?
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martin2412

Living The Dream 27 Jun 17 4.40pm

Originally posted by Willo

My days of sexual pleasure are long gone.
Even my wild oats have turned to shredded wheat.

At least you are a "Connoisseur" of something - I'm afraid we are different in this respect in the context you have brought to the debate.

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

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Part Time James 27 Jun 17 4.46pm
Originally posted by martin2412 So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ? It's a great question and I for one can't wait to hear the answer. But don't start accusing him of turning it into a KINKY WILLO thread.
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Part Time James

27 Jun 17 4.46pm

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

It's a great question and I for one can't wait to hear the answer. But don't start accusing him of turning it into a KINKY WILLO thread.

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gambler Kent 27 Jun 17 4.57pm
Originally posted by Willo Can't remember back that far ! Joking aside, I can assure you that I relied on my own prowess and did not resort to having to use any such things to enhance the excitement of others. Does anyone remember the scene from The Office when the fat bloke was eating a scotch egg while saying that he guaranteed women a orgasm when he was "with" them? Anyway willo's post reminded me of that. Just saying.
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gambler

Kent 27 Jun 17 4.57pm

Originally posted by Willo

Can't remember back that far !
Joking aside, I can assure you that I relied on my own prowess and did not resort to having to use any such things to enhance the excitement of others.

Does anyone remember the scene from The Office when the fat bloke was eating a scotch egg while saying that he guaranteed women a orgasm when he was "with" them?

Anyway willo's post reminded me of that. Just saying.

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jamiemartin721 Reading 27 Jun 17 5.02pm
Originally posted by martin2412 So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ? As a true Tory, it must surely involve stockings, a noose and an orange. "One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug" [Link]
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jamiemartin721

Reading 27 Jun 17 5.02pm

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

As a true Tory, it must surely involve stockings, a noose and an orange.

"One Nation Under God, has turned into One Nation Under the Influence of One Drug"
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regal_eagle somewhere 27 Jun 17 5.03pm
Originally posted by martin2412 So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ? Please don't turn this into a Willy thread...
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regal_eagle

somewhere 27 Jun 17 5.03pm

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

Please don't turn this into a Willy thread...

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Willo South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 5.04pm
Originally posted by martin2412 So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ? Goodness grief Was never into all that "Kinky" business. Just traditional titilation and more if one was lucky. Never got tied up as part of "Bondage" nor swung from any chandeliers etc etc. Edited by Willo (27 Jun 2017 5.10pm)
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Willo

South coast - west of Brighton. 27 Jun 17 5.04pm

Originally posted by martin2412

So, go on then Willo. What's the kinkiest thing you've ever got up to ?

Goodness grief
Was never into all that "Kinky" business.

Just traditional titilation and more if one was lucky.
Never got tied up as part of "Bondage" nor swung from any chandeliers etc etc.

Edited by Willo (27 Jun 2017 5.10pm)

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