Wouldn’t Allardyce be very happy
With a Balti pasty in his hand
And he’ll have nice big pint of Merlot
Walking in a Palace wonderland

I can't quite do the Amen Corner song ... If paradise was half as nice as Allardyce he'd be twice as nice as paradise ... can't quite get it right, might send it off to Sir Tim Rice or his highness Bernie Taupin unless one of you lot could do it

My two penneth while sitting up late - to the tune of Oh Susannah (at least it starts that way but I'm not that sure of the tune - maybe something else would work better! )

Oh that's Sam allardyce,
He had the greatest dream
Of coming to the palace and taking on our team,
He saved us from the drop, and he got us playing too
He's called Big Sam, he has a plan and he knows just what to do...

Edited by DulwichFan (28 Apr 2017 1.14am)

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
Helen Keller

In the car this morning I came up with this.

The don`t worry song has been used in quite a few games this season but its a bit lame. And a lot of teams use it so we need to tweak it

Keep the first part and to the same tune have something like this

Everything little thing is gonna be alright
Don`t worry about a thing
cos Allardyce, knows his thing,
were palace,
were going win,

I`m no song writer as you can see but someone might have a better version than this

We've got Allardyce when we had Pardew
Who took us to the final of the cup
He lost then tried to play expansive
But oh my god he really f***ed it up

If you want to live in a world full of kindness, respect and love, try to show these qualities.

Quite like your simple approach James... which I just can't manage! But was inspired... Now can anyone help with a tune that would fit?

It's been a season of two halves,
Hate the blokes selling half n half scarves,
Premier league's for the big boys,
They don't like us and our noise,
But we don't care, we're here to stay,
Now Allardyce has shown the way!

Pulis took flight, so we sued his arse.
Pardew was s***e, though he tried to pass.
Big Sam is alright, he's different class!
Big Sam is alright, he's different class.

Brighton's up, but soon be down,
Plastic fans in a plastic ground,
Difference is we're here to stay,
Cause our boys can really play,
Beaten the Arse at Selhurst Park,
And Chelsea n Liverpool away!

Pulis took flight, so we sued his arse.
Pardew was s***e, though he tried to pass.
Big Sam is alright, he's different class!
Big Sam is alright, he's different class.

I long to accomplish a great and noble task, but it is my chief duty to accomplish small tasks as if they were great and noble.
Helen Keller