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 matt_himself  Matataland 21 Feb 17 11.35am |
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I think that where there is dispute on HoL, the moderators should purchase duelling pistols or swords and then honour would be restored in the correct, traditional manner.
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| Mapletree Croydon 21 Feb 17 11.42am |
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It is well known that to live in Maidenhead you have to be misogynistic, racist and a radical. It is endemic in their culture, taught it from an early age. Oh, don't let the 'favours' of the fillies fool you, they are sucking you in (phnah phnah) to get you to adopt their ways. They are forced to read the Daily Mail EVERY DAY and to recite texts.
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| Hoof Hearted 21 Feb 17 11.53am | |
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Originally posted by Mapletree
It is well known that to live in Maidenhead you have to be misogynistic, racist and a radical. It is endemic in their culture, taught it from an early age. Oh, don't let the 'favours' of the fillies fool you, they are sucking you in (phnah phnah) to get you to adopt their ways. They are forced to read the Daily Mail EVERY DAY and to recite texts. That explains it then.... I felt at home there immediately!
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Feb 17 11.58am |
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Originally posted by matt_himself
I think that where there is dispute on HoL, the moderators should purchase duelling pistols or swords and then honour would be restored in the correct, traditional manner. I have a Kukri and access to a couple of shotguns, for the defence of honour and the glory of the moderators. Duelling shotguns, its the HOL way.
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| Hoof Hearted 21 Feb 17 12.01pm | |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I have a Kukri and access to a couple of shotguns, for the defence of honour and the glory of the moderators. Duelling shotguns, its the HOL way. Get it on eBay Jamie... could be worth £215 mate.
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| nickgusset Shizzlehurst 21 Feb 17 12.08pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I always quite liked Maidenhead. A few of my friends lived there, so it was quite congenial for a night out - only problem was most of the option for a drink later than midnight were a bit s**t. The women of Maidenhead are indeed very congenial, and the name of the town maybe somewhat ironic given the number of rather enjoyable casual engagements I found myself in over the years. Wasn't Valbonnes the go to club in Maidenhead?
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Feb 17 12.13pm |
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Originally posted by nickgusset
Wasn't Valbonnes the go to club in Maidenhead? Valbonnes was in Reading, then was Neu Valbonenes in Reading (although it may have previously been in Maidenhead). The epitome of s**t townie clubs, known for its drink f**k and fight mentality. Maidenhead definitely had a couple of night clubs which were similar (s**ty pop music, watery beer and fighting). However on Sundays, it used to have an amazing indie night.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 21 Feb 17 12.14pm |
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Family heirloom. It was a gift to my uncle, who served with the Gurkhas
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Kermit8  Hevon 21 Feb 17 12.14pm |
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I've had four yellows in 13 years on here and never been sent off. The Gary Lineker of Hol
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| Hoof Hearted 21 Feb 17 12.18pm | |
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Originally posted by Kermit8
I've had four yellows in 13 years on here and never been sent off. The Gary Glitter of Hol EFA (LOL)
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| matt_himself Matataland 21 Feb 17 12.35pm |
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Originally posted by jamiemartin721
I have a Kukri and access to a couple of shotguns, for the defence of honour and the glory of the moderators. Duelling shotguns, its the HOL way. This is an interesting proposition. It would give duelling a more Guy Ritchie vibe.
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 21 Feb 17 12.38pm |
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Just seen my card's gone. Who can I abuse? Edited by Southampton_Eagle (21 Feb 2017 12.39pm)
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