You are here: Home > Message Board > Palace Talk > Traveling to West Ham, be Careful.

November 25 2024 2.40pm

This page is no longer updated, and is the old forum. For new topics visit the New HOL forum.

Traveling to West Ham, be Careful.

Previous Topic | Next Topic

Page 4 of 4 << First < 1 2 3 4

NKEagle Pyongyang 12 Jan 17 6.00pm
Originally posted by PalazioVecchio its not your Palace colours those fans will take offence to.....its the fact you have opposable thumbs and an absence of a prominent brow-ridge over your eyes. Unless you're a farm animal in heat, most of them won't be interested.
Alert a moderator to this post

NKEagle

Pyongyang 12 Jan 17 6.00pm

Originally posted by PalazioVecchio

its not your Palace colours those fans will take offence to.....its the fact you have opposable thumbs and an absence of a prominent brow-ridge over your eyes.

Unless you're a farm animal in heat, most of them won't be interested.

Alert a moderator to this post

montystammers uk 13 Jan 17 10.12am
Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it.
Alert a moderator to this post

montystammers

uk 13 Jan 17 10.12am

Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it.

Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC 13 Jan 17 12.47pm
I wouldn't personally do this (I would normally, but it's me nerves, you see) but for all those internet hardmen out there who aren't bothered about a run in with east London's finest, I recommend this course of action. Dress up as a Pearly King (or better still, a Pearly Queen) then walk among them with an exaggerated Dick Van Dyke style swagger, then burst into this song, in a "bloimay Mooray Poppuns" style accent: "You're in relly gay shun tru-bull...... Oi!"
Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC

13 Jan 17 12.47pm

I wouldn't personally do this (I would normally, but it's me nerves, you see) but for all those internet hardmen out there who aren't bothered about a run in with east London's finest, I recommend this course of action.

Dress up as a Pearly King (or better still, a Pearly Queen) then walk among them with an exaggerated Dick Van Dyke style swagger, then burst into this song, in a "bloimay Mooray Poppuns" style accent:

"You're in relly gay shun tru-bull...... Oi!"

Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC 13 Jan 17 12.50pm
Or here's another West Ham song: (To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand) [Link] Let's all laugh at West Ham. Oi, Have a banana!
Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC

13 Jan 17 12.50pm

Or here's another West Ham song:

(To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand)

[Link]

Let's all laugh at West Ham.

Oi,

Have a banana!

Alert a moderator to this post

bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 13 Jan 17 3.15pm
Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC Or here's another West Ham song: (To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand) [Link] Let's all laugh at West Ham. Oi, Have a banana! You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them.
Alert a moderator to this post

bubble wrap

Carparks in South East London 13 Jan 17 3.15pm

Originally posted by OhthisbloodyPC

Or here's another West Ham song:

(To the tune Let's All Go Down the Strand)

[Link]

Let's all laugh at West Ham.

Oi,

Have a banana!

You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them.

Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC 13 Jan 17 3.37pm
Originally posted by bubble wrap You on drugs today? about the fourth thread you have mentioned West Ham being in relegation trouble. They are above us you know. Maybe not for long but i dont think we can take the higher ground over them. That's a good point. No, I am NOT on drugs. Thanks for reminding me! it's me nerves you see
Alert a moderator to this post

OhthisbloodyPC

13 Jan 17 3.37pm

Originally posted by bubble wrap

That's a good point. No, I am NOT on drugs.

Thanks for reminding me!

it's me nerves you see

Alert a moderator to this post

Holmesdale 1989 13 Jan 17 11.06pm
Originally posted by montystammers Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it. That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley
Alert a moderator to this post

Holmesdale 1989

13 Jan 17 11.06pm

Send a Private Message to Holmesdale 1989

Originally posted by montystammers

Who gives a monkeys about the clowns or wall, hope they do show but doubt it.

That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley

Alert a moderator to this post

Croydon Sunset London 14 Jan 17 4.50am
London Bridge and s bermondsey gonna be tasty this evening that's for sure.
Alert a moderator to this post

Croydon Sunset

London 14 Jan 17 4.50am

Send a Private Message to Croydon Sunset

London Bridge and s bermondsey gonna be tasty this evening that's for sure.

Alert a moderator to this post

Michaelawt85 Bexley 14 Jan 17 10.45am
Originally posted by Holmesdale 1989 That's it. Go any way you like. Just bring Uncle Stanley Someone kindly demonstrated a chelsea brick using a folded newspaper this morning When I was a young girl my Mother said to me.. You listen here kid you're CPFC
Alert a moderator to this post