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Southampton_Eagle At the after party 29 Sep 16 5.23pm
Originally posted by citizensmudge Clattenburg is actually vain enough to check club forums to see who is saying what about him....just saying Then he'd quickly realise that everyone thinks he's a c*nt.
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Originally posted by citizensmudge

Clattenburg is actually vain enough to check club forums to see who is saying what about him....just saying

Then he'd quickly realise that everyone thinks he's a c*nt.

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citizensmudge midlands 29 Sep 16 6.29pm
Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle Then he'd quickly realise that everyone thinks he's a c*nt. And when Everton score the dodgy penalty he awards them he'll rip off his shirt and celebrate gangnam style with a FUHOL.NET vest on
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midlands 29 Sep 16 6.29pm

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

Then he'd quickly realise that everyone thinks he's a c*nt.

And when Everton score the dodgy penalty he awards them he'll rip off his shirt and celebrate gangnam style with a FUHOL.NET vest on

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Jamesrichards8 29 Sep 16 7.18pm
I think he wears a wig When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...
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I think he wears a wig

When you’re knocked on your back and your life’s a flop...

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Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 29 Sep 16 7.30pm
Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle 74% of Everton fans think they will struggle because Leighton Baines is injured. [Link] 98% of Palace fans think we will struggle because Clattenberg's fit. Edited by Southampton_Eagle (29 Sep 2016 3.33pm) That's brilliant :-) Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)
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Mr_Gristle

In the land of Whelk Eaters 29 Sep 16 7.30pm

Originally posted by Southampton_Eagle

74% of Everton fans think they will struggle because Leighton Baines is injured.

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98% of Palace fans think we will struggle because Clattenberg's fit.

Edited by Southampton_Eagle (29 Sep 2016 3.33pm)

That's brilliant :-)

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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bexleydave Barnehurst 30 Sep 16 9.01am
Originally posted by citizensmudge And when Everton score the dodgy penalty he awards them he'll rip off his shirt and celebrate gangnam style with a FUHOL.NET vest on Will it be a bit like this? [Link] Bexley Dave Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing! "The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)
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Barnehurst 30 Sep 16 9.01am

Originally posted by citizensmudge

And when Everton score the dodgy penalty he awards them he'll rip off his shirt and celebrate gangnam style with a FUHOL.NET vest on

Will it be a bit like this?

[Link]

Bexley Dave

Can you hear the Brighton sing? I can't hear a ******* thing!

"The most arrogant, obnoxious bunch of deluded little sun tanned, loafer wearing mummy's boys I've ever had the misfortune of having to listen to" (Burnley forum)

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Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 30 Sep 16 11.06am
I have carried out a thorough scrutiny of Mark Clattenburg - the man, the myth, the legend. Allow me to present the Executive Summary: He's a prize cnut. Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)
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In the land of Whelk Eaters 30 Sep 16 11.06am

I have carried out a thorough scrutiny of Mark Clattenburg - the man, the myth, the legend.

Allow me to present the Executive Summary:

He's a prize cnut.

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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pizzapat Caterham 30 Sep 16 12.32pm
there is a GOD after all!!!! Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game... what could the reasons be Willo? 2010 decided my services were no longer required after 10 years service on the WHITEHORSE LANE FAMILY STAND #CRPS please read [Link] to find out what #CRPS is
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pizzapat

Caterham 30 Sep 16 12.32pm

there is a GOD after all!!!!

Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game...

what could the reasons be Willo?

2010 decided my services were no longer required after 10 years service on the WHITEHORSE LANE FAMILY STAND

#CRPS

please read [Link] to find out what #CRPS is

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steph_eagle Thornton Heath 30 Sep 16 12.38pm
Originally posted by pizzapat there is a GOD after all!!!! Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game... what could the reasons be Willo? He couldn't decide which team he hates more?
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steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 30 Sep 16 12.38pm

Originally posted by pizzapat

there is a GOD after all!!!!

Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game...

what could the reasons be Willo?

He couldn't decide which team he hates more?

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CambridgeEagle Sydenham 30 Sep 16 12.43pm
Originally posted by pizzapat there is a GOD after all!!!! Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game... what could the reasons be Willo? I think he has tickets to an Ed Sheeran concert
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Originally posted by pizzapat

there is a GOD after all!!!!

Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game...

what could the reasons be Willo?

I think he has tickets to an Ed Sheeran concert

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Mr_Gristle In the land of Whelk Eaters 30 Sep 16 1.29pm
Originally posted by pizzapat there is a GOD after all!!!! Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game... what could the reasons be Willo? Implicated in the Big Sam dirty money fallout? Infected FA Cup tattoos? Not enough mirrors in the refs' changing room at Goodison? Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)
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Mr_Gristle

In the land of Whelk Eaters 30 Sep 16 1.29pm

Originally posted by pizzapat

there is a GOD after all!!!!

Clattenburg NO longer doing tonights game...

what could the reasons be Willo?

Implicated in the Big Sam dirty money fallout?

Infected FA Cup tattoos?

Not enough mirrors in the refs' changing room at Goodison?

Well I think Simon's head is large; always involved in espionage. (Name that tune)

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steph_eagle Thornton Heath 30 Sep 16 1.33pm
Originally posted by Mr_Gristle Implicated in the Big Sam dirty money fallout? Infected FA Cup tattoos? Not enough mirrors in the refs' changing room at Goodison? Now that would be entertaining
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steph_eagle

Thornton Heath 30 Sep 16 1.33pm

Originally posted by Mr_Gristle

Implicated in the Big Sam dirty money fallout?

Infected FA Cup tattoos?

Not enough mirrors in the refs' changing room at Goodison?

Now that would be entertaining

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Adamoc123 Ennis 30 Sep 16 1.42pm
Originally posted by Mr_Gristle I have carried out a thorough scrutiny of Mark Clattenburg - the man, the myth, the legend. Allow me to present the Executive Summary: He's a prize cnut. After carrying out an Audit on Mr_Gristles' Executive Summary, I am satisfied that it reflects a true and fair view of accounts. The First 90 Minutes Are The Most Important!
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