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 Beastie  23 May 16 1.57pm |
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Originally posted by BamBam
Ah a subject close to my heart. Number one has to be the annoying parent that wishes their kid of any age probably up to at least 10 a very special happy birthday! Is your kid on Facebook? No! So f*** off and tell them yourself and stop filling up my news feed with your self indulgent bulls***! I hate; ‘I know you’re up there, looking down on us Nan. Miss you every day’ - she never touched a smartphone when she was alive, I don’t think she’s checking your status updates now.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 May 16 2.00pm |
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I don't get these anymore, having typed 'Avi Satani' in every so called friend who posted these (including the in laws). Alternatively, you could point out Amen, doesn't mean what they think it means. It finishes off a prayer or blessing or scripture, because it roughly means 'so be it or so it is truely' - as in its gods will. So when you say can I get 100 amens, for this guy with cancer, you're effectively saying 'its truly gods will that he's dying horribly'. Someone will probably correct me, by saying that's not what it means now, but f**k that, since when did those people 'interpret' the bible in a modern context....
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 May 16 2.05pm |
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Originally posted by Beastie
I hate; ‘I know you’re up there, looking down on us Nan. Miss you every day’ - she never touched a smartphone when she was alive, I don’t think she’s checking your status updates now.
Its one of my great annoyances that whole fake egotism. They're dead, and if the best afterlife you can imagine is your dead relatives 'watching you constantly' then congratulations, your dead nan is in hell. If I believed this was what awaited us 'after death' I'd be happier to find out that its all meaningless and nothingness outside of the experience of being. I'm certainly not imagining my nan is somehow watching me take a s**t, have a w***, or shower etc.
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 May 16 2.07pm |
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Originally posted by paperhat
facebook is the cancer of the internet. end of. I dunno, there is some pretty weird and disturbing sh*t out on the internet, especially in the tucked away corners; and that's before you get to the s**t that's illegal. Facebook is brilliant, as it reminds us constantly how little life actually means, and how pointless our existence is.
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| Lyons550 Shirley 23 May 16 5.17pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Yes I know. I don't have to be on there, but I am a woman and by design a nosey fecker. However certain things about Facebook really get my goat. 1. Vague status' e.g.. so upset right now... followed by people asking what's wrong. I call these drama llamas or emotional whores What's your Facebook bug bears people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way...
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| jamiemartin721 Reading 23 May 16 5.24pm |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way... Avi Santani...
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 Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 May 16 6.20pm |
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Originally posted by Lyons550
people threatening to 'unfriend'others if they don't put an 'Amen' or reply to their status in a certain way... Someone threatened to unfriend me on the one and only occasion I swore in a status.
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| Part Time James 23 May 16 6.24pm |
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I hate myself most on Facebook. That memories thing reminds me what an utter toss piece I was 5 years ago and I know in 5 years time I will look back at me now and say the same. Bit depressing really.
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| Michaelawt85 Bexley 23 May 16 6.27pm |
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Originally posted by Part Time James
I hate myself most on Facebook. That memories thing reminds me what an utter toss piece I was 5 years ago and I know in 5 years time I will look back at me now and say the same. Bit depressing really. Was nice when the play off semi against Brighton flashed up on mine 2 weeks ago
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| Part Time James 23 May 16 6.32pm |
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Originally posted by Michaelawt85
Was nice when the play off semi against Brighton flashed up on mine 2 weeks ago I didn't mention the playoffs at all on Facebook, and I think that was the reason not one of them made reference to our cup final defeat on Facebook, other than one BHA fan who messaged me to say "you were robbed by that referee, he was awful".
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| bubble wrap Carparks in South East London 23 May 16 9.12pm |
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look at me in my five star hotel, look at the room, look at the pool, look at what a great time i am having, so great i spend all day on fecking facebook.
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bertshead  Castlederg 23 May 16 9.20pm |
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Whats Facebook when its at home then?
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