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Glazed&Confuzed Flag London 17 Mar 04 1.11pm Send a Private Message to Glazed&Confuzed Add Glazed&Confuzed as a friend

Quote jcreedy at 17 Mar 2004 12:04pm

Well, I think (correct me if I'm wrong), you either write or text the person you like rather than speak. The idea being that you can say things on paper that you would be nervous about saying to their face.
How did you meet your good lady Glazed?

Through an old school friend. Usual stuff, not looking for anyone and all that. He invitied me round one night and he had some friends of his missus there and the rest was history.

She seemed to know all about me and was quite forward. Then I twigged what was going on!


 



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jcreedy Flag 17 Mar 04 1.19pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

I wouldn't be single again out of choice but the thrill of the chase is something I'm sure we all miss. I loved that feeling when you realised you were going to pull someone new.

Edited by jcreedy (17 Mar 2004 1:19pm)

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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Pikester Flag Worthing 17 Mar 04 1.29pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

And now you're content pulling the same old thing every night?
Not too hard old son - you'll wear it out.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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KAOS Flag In a tree 17 Mar 04 1.35pm Send a Private Message to KAOS Add KAOS as a friend

Never done internet dating as I've got a missus but I've been on a couple of disasterous blind dates in my time...

Mind you there was a fella on here that wanted to 'meet and beat me' some time ago - BJAY was his name! I never did take his offer up for a meet but I always wonder how it would of turned out...

 

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jcreedy Flag 17 Mar 04 1.42pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

Sure he wasn't called BJOB?

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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jcreedy Flag 17 Mar 04 1.44pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

Bexter keeps asking me round her place to lick a jar of Bovril off her KAOS, she won't take 'no' for an answer.

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 17 Mar 04 1.49pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

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Quote jcreedy at 17 Mar 2004 1:44pm

Bexter keeps asking me round her place to lick a jar of Bovril off her KAOS, she won't take 'no' for an answer.

But she's a vegetarian...are you sure it wasn't Marmite? Or crunchy peanut butter?

And I didn't know she had a "KAOS".

Edited by Moose (17 Mar 2004 1:50pm)

 


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reborn 17 Mar 04 1.49pm Send a Private Message to reborn Add reborn as a friend

aaaahhhhh thats so sweet...........LOL fck off elliot do you expect us to believe that you stayed with her for 9mths out of pity....LMFAO

Quote ElliottHutchins at 16 Mar 2004 6:42pm

A couple of years ago i met a girl on a chat room. Ended up speeking to her and all that for a couple of months before we suggested to meet. We did, and i immediately realised i had made the biggest mistake since Mrs Hitler said to Mr Hitler "Oh darling, do you fancy parking your car in my garage?". She was minging. Proper minging. The photos id seen she looked ok, but she was the personification of the word Troglodyte. Ming diddly ming ming ming. Basically im one of these people that hates hurting other people so i couldnt break up with her coz im too fecking sensitive. We ended up together fr 9 months. 9 sodding months of absolute hell. Worst shag of my life as well. Her mum was just the most annoying person youve ever met. Her dad hated my guts. And she was northern, from Nottingham (hence y i was so wary about going to the forest match, i have nightmares about bumping into her). Then one day i just got inspiration from somewhere, rang up and did it. Ive never felt that good before.

We all learn from our mistakes.

I also had a kind of internet relationship with a girl ive never met from Chelmsford. She was fine but i never met her and things never went anywhere.

Anyhow im very happy now with my current gf who ive been with for 2 and a half years.

(if anybody says anything about marriage - ill kill them. Im 19!!!!)

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jcreedy Flag 17 Mar 04 1.51pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

Quote Moose at 17 Mar 2004 1:49pm

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Quote jcreedy at 17 Mar 2004 1:44pm

Bexter keeps asking me round her place to lick a jar of Bovril off her KAOS, she won't take 'no' for an answer.

But she's a vegetarian...are you sure it wasn't Marmite? Or crunchy peanut butter?

And I didn't know she had a "KAOS".

Edited by Moose (17 Mar 2004 1:50pm)


Maybe I've convinced her to take some meat now Moose!

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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Pikester Flag Worthing 17 Mar 04 1.52pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Quote Moose at 17 Mar 2004 1:49pm

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Quote jcreedy at 17 Mar 2004 1:44pm

Bexter keeps asking me round her place to lick a jar of Bovril off her KAOS, she won't take 'no' for an answer.

But she's a vegetarian...are you sure it wasn't Marmite? Or crunchy peanut butter?

And I didn't know she had a "KAOS".

Edited by Moose (17 Mar 2004 1:50pm)

There's an old ABC song (Unzip I think) and one of the lines was "She's vegetarian except when it comes to sex" - could have been written for the Bovril quaffing Bexter!


 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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jcreedy Flag 17 Mar 04 1.56pm Send a Private Message to jcreedy Add jcreedy as a friend

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I shouldn't post this as she's not here, but look!! IT'S BEXTER!!!

Nice website actually!

Edited by jcreedy (17 Mar 2004 1:58pm)

 


It was my dream to play for Palace and to make my debut. I've always played for the club so if I'm playing here, I wouldn't want to be anywhere else.

- John Bostock (Nov 2007)

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kav Flag The Helicopter View 17 Mar 04 3.16pm Send a Private Message to kav Add kav as a friend

Quote Meerkat 2 at 16 Mar 2004 7:19pm

Speed dating? Does that involve amphetamine sulphate? If so bad mix, it tends to have a 'cold weather' effect on ones manhood.


 


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