This midtable, safe with room to spare stuff doesnt sit easy....Palace being Palace and looking at how we specialise in snatching defeat from the jaws of victory or finding ever imaginative way to implode within, what will go wrong this time ????

Remembering such timless classics as the implosion of the Team of the 80's and teh dodgyness of Venables, Being denied Europe with Liverpool being let back in early after their fans commited murder at Heysel, last day relegation at The Valley, Oldham somehow impossibly overhauling us in 93, Ron Noades Racism, Ron Noades lack of investment after we finshed 3rd etc etc etc

1.Spygate and Spygate 2 will see us docked just enough points to finish 18th

2. Tony Pulis will be headhunted by Newcastle, Villa, Spurs or whoever else is unhappy with their manager

3. All of this sudden interest in the likes of YB will see the starting 11 players leave

4. Selhurst Park will suddenly be declared the site of an ancient Indian Burial Ground and given back to the Commanche tribe leaving us homeless

5. None of the above and I am just being a big tart