Nice sentiment, but won't happen. Pulis has been fantastic, but offer him more dough and a bigger club and he'll be off like a rat up an aqueduct. Just the way of modern football.

Not sure Newcastle is that attractive a proposition though. If villa, Southampton or Cardiff (who he really wanted to manage when he was interviewed by us) came in he'd be gone.

"How can I remember to keep it all together when half the moon is taken away?"