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Little Britain - that substitution
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 Glazed&Confuzed  London 15 Jan 04 11.18am |
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It's a quality show. I think it's like The League of Gentlemen but nowhere near as dark. Monkey Dust is really funny too.
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| mark87 Croydon 15 Jan 04 11.34am |
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Quality thread
"It's the old, old story - droid meets droid, droid becomes chameleon, droid loses chameleon, chameleon turns into blob, droid gets blob back again. Blob meets blob, blob goes off with blob and droid loses blob, chameleon and droid. How many times have we seen that story?" |
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| bald eagle 15 Jan 04 8.48pm |
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Programme notes SJ ...so to summarise, the way football is run is a disgrace to mankind, but don't worry, I'll sort it out" - how many pages is that? "One and a half" SJ ; add ; Goldberg, Venables, ITV Digital, agents - you can call them scumbags -, £x000 per week out my own pocket, David Sullivan - jumped up porn merchant who knows nothing about football, this disgusting division, bigtime Charlies, hangers-on, Jumbotron, demands on Chinese internationals, average of two managers per season, only one of whom known publicly to have assaulted much-missed player, had trial at club myself, friendly rivalry with Millwall counterpart. If that's not enough, add a few gratuitous Bloodys, say a bit about fantastic support and type a few long Eaaaaaaaaaaaaaagles
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| cb1969 Back in the 'hood 23 Mar 04 10.17am |
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Lou: Andy, you know you like a nice game of football, as we are not going to Maria's this weekend, you pick a game (holding open newspaper) Andy: That One! Lou: But that's Brighton at home, you know you've always said they are the Devil's spawn, and you'd rather spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair than watch that bunch of claypit cowboys. Andy: Yeah I Know Lou: But wouldn't you rather go to see a nice london game, like Arsenal or Chelsea?, you know its a long way to go to Brighton, and you might not like it. Andy: That ONE!! (Cut to entry to Withdean, Lou pulls Andy's wheelchair up several flights of stairs to the disabled enclosure, Lou sits down sweating, opens his flask and prepares for a nice cup of tea) Andy: I wanna go Palace
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Tonbridge_Eagle  02 Apr 04 11.27pm |
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very good.
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| greg_cpfc Kent 04 Sep 05 8.22pm |
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Quote lifelongeagle at 14 Jan 2004 3:26pm
HA HA! This is the best thread for ages. Another one for the sketch show…. Dowie: Shipps, your sh!te and your dropped. Train with the reserves until you lose 4 stone. Shipps: Ok boss….LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER. I am not a fat t***, I’m a solid, Shearer-like goal machine, and you’re lucky to have me….3-2-1…YOUR BACK IN THE ROOM. Dowie: Well played last week Shipps, you’re a Shearer-like goal machine, and I’m lucky to have you. Shipps: Cheers boss…oh, and by the way… LOOK INTO MY EYES, INTO THE EYES, NOT AROUND THE EYES, INTO THE EYES..AAAAAAND…YOUR UNDER…You want to give me a pay rise as well in light of my recent top class performances. Dowie: Yeah allright fatty, don’t take the pis$.
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