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Kermit8 Hevon 25 Aug 11 7.52am | |
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I'll let him wallow in his own poostings.
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Piper BROMLEY 25 Aug 11 7.47pm | |
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Hillary Clinton: It was all a misunderstanding!
Some years ago President Clinton was hosting a state dinner when, at the last minute, his regular cook fell ill, and they had to get a replacement on short notice. The fellow arrived and turned out to be a very grubby-looking man named Jon. The President voiced his concerns to his Chief of Staff but was told that this was the best they could do on such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook sticking his finger in the soup to taste it and again complained to the Chief Of Staff, but he was told that this man was supposed to be a very good chef. The meal went okay, but the President was sure that the soup tasted a little funny. By the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps and nausea. It was getting worse and worse until finally the President had to excuse himself from the dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he caught sight of the cook, Jon, scratching his rear end, which made him feel even worse. By now, the President was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom. He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door that opened. As he unzipped his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his knees. As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard the President whisper in a barely audible voice, And, - that is how the whole misunderstanding occurred!
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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 8.08pm | |
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It's not a racist joke, it's a racial joke. Jim Davidson was of his time, so sorry some berks can't get over him....I believed he apologised over offence caused.I never enjoyed that 'Chalky' stuff myself. Still, the self righteous way he is treated by some on the left makes me sick. If someone isn't trying to stir hatred and apologises they should be able to move on.
'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen) |
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Kermit8 Hevon 25 Aug 11 8.29pm | |
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Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".
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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 9.50pm | |
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Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm
Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".
Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.
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lankygit Lincoln 25 Aug 11 10.01pm | |
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Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan.
Is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour? [Link] |
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SW2Eagle London 25 Aug 11 10.06pm | |
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Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm
Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm
Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".
Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.
Piper, of course, has not apologised for any of his cringe-worthy, archaic, racially stereotyped ramblings. What an absolute knob.
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Stirlingsays 25 Aug 11 10.06pm | |
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Quote lankygit at 25 Aug 2011 10.01pm
Let`s not forget he is a clowntown fan.
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Kermit8 Hevon 26 Aug 11 9.27am | |
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Quote Stirlingsays at 25 Aug 2011 9.50pm
Quote Kermit8 at 25 Aug 2011 8.29pm
Would this be the same Jim Davidson who once refused to do a gig because the wheelchair seats were at the front? Or the Jim Davidson that battered his ex-wife? Cvnts like that should never be allowed to "move on".
Maybe all these actions are true, but do you know that? Where you there? Was he sent down? If he was isn't a price paid enough? Where is the sense of perspective? Why should people change if they have to contend with morons who won't give them a chance? The PC brigade's hatred of Davidson goes too far....Yeah, a wife beating is disgusting, yeah jokes about black blokes being thick aren't particularly funny but this is the past. He should have apologised, pay a price, he did, and he should be allowed to move on.....What I find troubling is the over the top hatred, this bloke hasn't run over a granny, but you wouldn't know it listening to some people. He's done more than some, he did a lot for the forces in his time, for free as well, he's done his far bit for charity...He's isn't as evil as he's made out. I find myself writing about someone I'm not a fan of, but what really gets to me is the 'witch hunting',the schoolyard mentality of white/black thinking....Grey exists you know.
Oh, yeah, and there's the drink driving........
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 10.08am | |
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I'm very much in agreement with Stirlingsays. I find all the self-righteous spluttering about Davidson, Manning et al. more than a little tedious. Sorry, Kermie and SW2..... but it's just so dull.
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jamiemartin721 Reading 26 Aug 11 11.13am | |
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Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am
Letter from Australia: A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to! Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, As such the nature of reality is thus defined by the individuals perceptual lingusitic manifestation, of the aprori facits of physical reality that engage awareness, and inaccurately expressed through language. Experience is an after thought of the perception of existance, that has now passed. Consequently, all language using tense, is a flawed model of reality, and we can never define truth through language due to these limitations (and in fact language really only has a relevence to truth when it discusses events that have happened).
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Cucking Funt Clapham on the Back 26 Aug 11 11.15am | |
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Quote jamiemartin721 at 26 Aug 2011 11.13am
Quote Piper at 25 Aug 2011 12.35am
Letter from Australia: A Toyota pickup commercial, far less boring than the ones we are used to! Finally, if nothing can be truly asserted, even the following claim would be false, As such the nature of reality is thus defined by the individuals perceptual lingusitic manifestation, of the aprori facits of physical reality that engage awareness, and inaccurately expressed through language. Experience is an after thought of the experience that has now passed.
Epic fail, old chap.
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