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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 BudgiesBeak  London 04 Jun 21 10.27am |
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My feet were sore, so I went to the doctor.
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 04 Jun 21 10.43am |
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Why did the Cantaloupe jump in the lake?
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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| Spiderman Horsham 04 Jun 21 10.45am |
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Originally posted by Palace Old Geezer
Why did the Cantaloupe jump in the lake? Still at least you can get out more now POG
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| Palace Old Geezer Midhurst 04 Jun 21 10.52am |
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Originally posted by Spiderman
Still at least you can get out more now POG Not yet Spider, it's still raining. In the words of Thomas Crown - "What else is there to do etc etc".
Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled. |
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Pierre  Purley 15 Jun 21 5.18pm |
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Christian Eriksen has been told by doctors that he cannot play football at the highest level anymore.
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| Badger11 Beckenham 19 Jun 21 11.56am |
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This made me laugh poor Sir Keir
One more point |
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| BlueJay UK 27 Jun 21 9.13am |
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A blind man was robbed by a vegan woman and when he was asked for a description of the culprit he couldn't because he'd never herbivore.
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| BlueJay UK 27 Jun 21 9.13am |
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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| BlueJay UK 27 Jun 21 9.20am |
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I asked my wife if I was the only one she's ever been with. She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 10 Sep 21 3.03pm |
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A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go." The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!! The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
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| monkey Sittingbourne,but made in Bromley 10 Sep 21 6.13pm |
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I used to work in a Russian napkin factory... I was in the serviette union...
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Zimeagle  Harare 11 Sep 21 2.46pm |
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Teacher to class. "What does your dad do at the weekend"? Little boy. " He's a dancer in a gay bar and sometimes, if the money's right, he lets punters kiss his bum and tickle his nipples". Teacher takes him outside, " is that true "? Little boy. " No Miss, it's bo@#ocks. he goes to watch Arsenal but I'm too embarrassed to say".
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