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Seth On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 5.52pm
Quote Cucking Funt at 10 Dec 2012 4.54pm Quote Seth at 10 Dec 2012 1.28pm Quote Cucking Funt at 08 Dec 2012 10.09am Quote smirnoff at 06 Dec 2012 5.38pm Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Dec 2012 6.47pm Quote smirnoff at 05 Dec 2012 6.40pm Are we going to get to '1000 things that arouse cucking funt' ?? If another 610 are posted, yes Are you always this rude to people that you don't know? Put the kettle on, love, there's a poppet. 419. Casual sexism 424. All of my posts "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 5.52pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 10 Dec 2012 4.54pm

Quote Seth at 10 Dec 2012 1.28pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 08 Dec 2012 10.09am

Quote smirnoff at 06 Dec 2012 5.38pm

Quote Cucking Funt at 05 Dec 2012 6.47pm

Quote smirnoff at 05 Dec 2012 6.40pm

Are we going to get to '1000 things that arouse cucking funt' ??

If another 610 are posted, yes

Are you always this rude to people that you don't know?

Put the kettle on, love, there's a poppet.

419. Casual sexism

424. All of my posts

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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tome Inner Tantalus Time. 10 Dec 12 8.15pm
Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm 417 The smell of a tin of ration spam. (This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?) Smokey has banned from the Internet following the Saville investigation. It is alleged that during the early seventies, Smokey attempted to violently bum Jimmy Saville on at least five occasions, including once live on TOTP when Lieutenant Pigeon played 'Mouldy Old Dough' in the 1972 Christmas Special. He is not allowed to communicate on the Internet because of threatening emails he sent to Lieutenant Pigeon, The Faces, The band of the Royal Dragoon guards, Tony Blackburn and, bizarrely, Marc Bolan, who has been dead since 1977, and other participants of the Christmas Special, telling them that they would be 'next for a bully ramming if they narked on him'. We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart. This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring. 425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash. A one and a two...
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Inner Tantalus Time. 10 Dec 12 8.15pm

Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am

Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm

417 The smell of a tin of ration spam.

(This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?)

Smokey has banned from the Internet following the Saville investigation. It is alleged that during the early seventies, Smokey attempted to violently bum Jimmy Saville on at least five occasions, including once live on TOTP when Lieutenant Pigeon played 'Mouldy Old Dough' in the 1972 Christmas Special.

He is not allowed to communicate on the Internet because of threatening emails he sent to Lieutenant Pigeon, The Faces, The band of the Royal Dragoon guards, Tony Blackburn and, bizarrely, Marc Bolan, who has been dead since 1977, and other participants of the Christmas Special, telling them that they would be 'next for a bully ramming if they narked on him'.

We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart.

This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring.

425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash.

A one and a two...

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Kermit8 Hevon 10 Dec 12 8.29pm
Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm 417 The smell of a tin of ration spam. (This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?) Smokey has banned from the Internet following the Saville investigation. It is alleged that during the early seventies, Smokey attempted to violently bum Jimmy Saville on at least five occasions, including once live on TOTP when Lieutenant Pigeon played 'Mouldy Old Dough' in the 1972 Christmas Special. He is not allowed to communicate on the Internet because of threatening emails he sent to Lieutenant Pigeon, The Faces, The band of the Royal Dragoon guards, Tony Blackburn and, bizarrely, Marc Bolan, who has been dead since 1977, and other participants of the Christmas Special, telling them that they would be 'next for a bully ramming if they narked on him'. We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart. This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring. 425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash. Fill Jupitus? Big chest and massive boobs [Link]
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Hevon 10 Dec 12 8.29pm

Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm

Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am

Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm

417 The smell of a tin of ration spam.

(This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?)

We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart.

This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring.

425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash.

Fill Jupitus?

Big chest and massive boobs

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tome Inner Tantalus Time. 10 Dec 12 9.51pm
Quote Kermit8 at 10 Dec 2012 8.29pm Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm 417 The smell of a tin of ration spam. (This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?) Smokey has banned from the Internet following the Saville investigation. It is alleged that during the early seventies, Smokey attempted to violently bum Jimmy Saville on at least five occasions, including once live on TOTP when Lieutenant Pigeon played 'Mouldy Old Dough' in the 1972 Christmas Special. He is not allowed to communicate on the Internet because of threatening emails he sent to Lieutenant Pigeon, The Faces, The band of the Royal Dragoon guards, Tony Blackburn and, bizarrely, Marc Bolan, who has been dead since 1977, and other participants of the Christmas Special, telling them that they would be 'next for a bully ramming if they narked on him'. We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart. This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring. 425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash. Fill Jupitus? Uranus next? A one and a two...
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tome

Inner Tantalus Time. 10 Dec 12 9.51pm

Quote Kermit8 at 10 Dec 2012 8.29pm

Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm

Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am

Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm

417 The smell of a tin of ration spam.

(This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?)

We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart.

This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring.

425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash.

Fill Jupitus?

Uranus next?

A one and a two...

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Seth On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 11.05pm
Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 9.51pm Quote Kermit8 at 10 Dec 2012 8.29pm Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm 417 The smell of a tin of ration spam. (This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?) Smokey has banned from the Internet following the Saville investigation. It is alleged that during the early seventies, Smokey attempted to violently bum Jimmy Saville on at least five occasions, including once live on TOTP when Lieutenant Pigeon played 'Mouldy Old Dough' in the 1972 Christmas Special. He is not allowed to communicate on the Internet because of threatening emails he sent to Lieutenant Pigeon, The Faces, The band of the Royal Dragoon guards, Tony Blackburn and, bizarrely, Marc Bolan, who has been dead since 1977, and other participants of the Christmas Special, telling them that they would be 'next for a bully ramming if they narked on him'. We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart. This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring. 425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash. Fill Jupitus? Uranus next? Mercury rising "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 11.05pm

Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 9.51pm

Quote Kermit8 at 10 Dec 2012 8.29pm

Quote tome at 10 Dec 2012 8.15pm

Quote matt_himself at 09 Dec 2012 7.12am

Quote tome at 08 Dec 2012 10.09pm

417 The smell of a tin of ration spam.

(This thread could do with some input from Smokey, where did he get to?)

We have put him back in his cage and he now has an intravenous drip of bromide connected directly to his heart.

This is probably slightly more disappointing than it is reassuring.

425 Administering an enema to Phil Jupitus while filling his mouth with ash.

Fill Jupitus?

Uranus next?

Mercury rising

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Mongo Like Clunge Bumfuck City, Texas 10 Dec 12 11.16pm
426. Restraining orders. WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.
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426. Restraining orders.

WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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Seth On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 11.37pm
427. Punctuality "You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down" FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16
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Seth

On a pale blue dot 10 Dec 12 11.37pm

427. Punctuality

"You can feel the stadium jumping. The stadium is actually physically moving up and down"
FA Cup MOTD 24/4/16

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Moose In the sewer pipe... 11 Dec 12 9.38am
428. Helping friends to dowse for water with their rods. Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.
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Moose

In the sewer pipe... 11 Dec 12 9.38am

428. Helping friends to dowse for water with their rods.

Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to.

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DanH SW2 11 Dec 12 10.35am
429. The New Year's honours list
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DanH

SW2 11 Dec 12 10.35am

429. The New Year's honours list

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dannyh wherever I lay my hat....... 11 Dec 12 12.58pm
Pope on a rope soap. "It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"
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wherever I lay my hat....... 11 Dec 12 12.58pm