Following the famous interview, here's an amusing offering from an American comedian:-

Imagine, after centuries of in-breeding all of a sudden the Royal Family are concerned about the colour of a baby's skin.....Prince Charles has the ears of a basset hound and they're worried about the skin.

Dad and I watched games standing on the muddy slope of the Holmesdale Road end. He cheered and I rattled.

What's got 200 feet and only 16 teeth?

The queue outside Primark.

One more point

A Vicar, priest and rabbit go to hospital for blood tests.
When asked, the rabbit said he was type o.

What do you call a chicken wearing a shellsuit?

An egg.

All true facts:

1. In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.

Hence we have "the rule of thumb".

2. Many years ago, in Scotland, a game was invented. It was ruled 'Gentlemen only'.... Ladies forbidden'.... and thus the word 'Golf' entered the English language.

3. Each king in a deck of cards represents a great king from history.
Spades - King David
Hearts - Charlemagne
Clubs - Alexander the Great
Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

4. In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes. When you pulled on the ropes the mattress tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase 'Goodnight, sleep tight'.

5. It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink.
Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

6. Since 1962, Spurs fans have said they are going to win the league at the start of every football season, hence the phrase ' deluded t***'.

I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”I went to the doctors recently

He said: “Don’t eat anything fatty”

I said: “What, like bacon and burgers?”

He said, “No. fatty don’t eat anything.”