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 Johnny Eagles  berlin 08 Jan 10 11.37am |
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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left him.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 08 Jan 10 11.39am |
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Why are so many people named Smith in the phone book? Because they have phones.
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jelholyoake  09 Jan 10 9.59am |
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Fatastic, i've just discovered Twitter. It's the area between my girlfriends tw4t and her sh1tter.
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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Deleagle  "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 09 Jan 10 8.39pm |
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It's been so cold up North that scousers have been seen with their hands in THEIR pockets!!
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| Deleagle "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 09 Jan 10 9.36pm |
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Should be easy to discover which premiership manager was caught visiting a brothel. If he paid for an hour but then demanded 68 minutes it's Fergie! If the girl got undressed but he didn't see it then it's Wenger! If he didn't pay the VAT then it's 'Arry! If he didn't perform but said he would guarantee a better performance next time then it's Rafa! If he got it up but it went down quickly, it's McCarthy! If he paid for the cheapest girl and said it was a bargain, it's Moyes! And if he paid a fortune but left early , it's Hughes!
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 09 Jan 10 9.46pm |
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Quote Deleagle at 09 Jan 2010 8:39pm
It's been so cold up North that scousers have been seen with their hands in THEIR pockets!!
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Old Chap Orpington 13 Jan 10 2.56pm |
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Old man back from Thailand with his new Thai bride Lying in bed, the Thai bride is playing with his manhood, slowly up and down, and the old boy says "You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back." The bride replied, "Not really, I just miss mine."
Trivial fact - Palace used to win 5-1 at least once a season, maybe next season? |
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 15 Jan 10 11.07am |
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 15 Jan 10 11.15am |
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Why couldn't the butterfly go to the dance? Because it was a moth ball.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 15 Jan 10 11.16am |
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What do you call a Gorilla wearing ear-muffs? Whatever you like, he can't hear you!
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 19 Jan 10 12.14am |
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Virgin Rail have decided to start sponsoring Liverpool football club.
Touch my coffee and I will slap you so hard even Google won't be able to find you. |
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| Deleagle "Bubba's bar 'n' grill" 20 Jan 10 9.49pm |
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Man on holiday in Belgium decides to go to the local whore house for a shag. A few weeks after he returned he noticed a green lump growing on his helmet so he went to the doctor who told him not to worry as it was "just a Brothel sprout"! I,m outa here
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