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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 6.20pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

The final exchange

From: Forest Hillbilly To: Kenny Lunt
Subject: profile updates
Date: Sep 23 2010 4.01pm
while i have some sympathy for anyone going through cancer, your updates are rather ignoring the fact that many others are/have gone through the ordeal of cancer. The latest statistics are 1 in 4 are affected.
I bet my own experiences of cancer absolutely pi55 over most peoples, it's just i choose not to post them on a website. The same for some other HOLers
Nonetheless, i wish your dad the best

From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly
I'll post what I wish as my updates, thank you. I'm sure you have possibly been through more, but no offence to you. I don't care.
I was back at the Marsden for myself, not my Dad. I don't do it for attention, as I don't give two hoots what people think of me.
Idiot!!

From Forest Hillbilly to Kenny Lunt
a debt is a debt.
I didn't give you any abuse, and I'm not going to start.
Name-calling is just pathetic, especially when you are very clearly in the wrong.
You owe

From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly
You can go on as much as you like, but brining cancer into the equation, is quite simply a very childish way of going about things.
I've suffered more than you have argument, doesn't actually cut it with me, as you no f*** all about me, my life and my family.
Yes, and now thanks to you and this incredibly pathetic site, which has unfortunately really become terribly crap....you won't be seeing me at Palace again.
Hurrah and Amen!

From Forest Hillbilly
you won't be missed
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Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 30 Sep 10 6.22pm Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

If this thread was a film, this is what would happen next:

- Sometime in mid-November Lunty returns to a mixed reception.

- She refuses to give FH his money, but agrees to have intercourse with anyone who asks.

- News of unlimited free intercourse with a horse-faced woman excites the masses and Lunty again becomes popular.

- FH can't believe the rise of the Lunt and flounces.

- In the flounce thread, everyone turns on FH and mocks him for his £15.

- KL wins poster of the year.

- DRT murders KL for stealing his poty award.

- FH returns.

 

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prideofsouthlondon Flag Bromley 30 Sep 10 6.43pm Send a Private Message to prideofsouthlondon Add prideofsouthlondon as a friend

Quote Leecpfc at 30 Sep 2010 6.22pm

If this thread was a film, this is what would happen next:

- Sometime in mid-November Lunty returns to a mixed reception.

- She refuses to give FH his money, but agrees to have intercourse with anyone who asks.

- News of unlimited free intercourse with a horse-faced woman excites the masses and Lunty again becomes popular.

- FH can't believe the rise of the Lunt and flounces.

- In the flounce thread, everyone turns on FH and mocks him for his £15.

- KL wins poster of the year.

- DRT murders KL for stealing his poty award.(In his dreams)

- FH returns.......& at a red carpet HOL award ceremony is presented with a cheque for fifteen quid, which he in turn donates to a charity (The World Horses Welfare Charity).

To huge applause at the 2011 Player of the Year Dinner, Mr. Steve Parish presents FH with a lifelong achievement award, a season ticket for life & a brick to go in the Wall of Fame at Selhurst, with the words "Cheers Lunty, now go & stuff your smelly tw*t with this you poor excuse for an equine face."

FH then rides off into the sunset, with Lunty hanging off the back his horse & being dragged through the streets of South Norwood with residents throwing rotten fruit & veg at her!

All I can say is 'Ney'


Edited by prideofsouthlondon (30 Sep 2010 6.46pm)

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 6.56pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

What I would love to do, (and staffie knows I am a techno-div), is to set up a "just giving" page on this thread for the McMillan nurses.

My target would be £15, and the total sum raised would be a fitting epitaph to the flouncing one, and show her up for the tight-fisted pi55-taking self-indulgent horse s/he is.

I may return when i have found out how

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (30 Sep 2010 6.57pm)

 

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Bedge Flag Croydon 30 Sep 10 7.05pm Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace?

I'm convinced i read this on the site

 

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fubar 30 Sep 10 7.12pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 6.20pm

The final exchange

From: Forest Hillbilly To: Kenny Lunt
Subject: profile updates
Date: Sep 23 2010 4.01pm
while i have some sympathy for anyone going through cancer, your updates are rather ignoring the fact that many others are/have gone through the ordeal of cancer. The latest statistics are 1 in 4 are affected.
I bet my own experiences of cancer absolutely pi55 over most peoples, it's just i choose not to post them on a website. The same for some other HOLers
Nonetheless, i wish your dad the best

From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly
I'll post what I wish as my updates, thank you. I'm sure you have possibly been through more, but no offence to you. I don't care.
I was back at the Marsden for myself, not my Dad. I don't do it for attention, as I don't give two hoots what people think of me.
Idiot!!

From Forest Hillbilly to Kenny Lunt
a debt is a debt.
I didn't give you any abuse, and I'm not going to start.
Name-calling is just pathetic, especially when you are very clearly in the wrong.
You owe

From Kenny Lunt to Forest Hillbilly
You can go on as much as you like, but brining cancer into the equation, is quite simply a very childish way of going about things.
I've suffered more than you have argument, doesn't actually cut it with me, as you no f*** all about me, my life and my family.
Yes, and now thanks to you and this incredibly pathetic site, which has unfortunately really become terribly crap....you won't be seeing me at Palace again.
Hurrah and Amen!

From Forest Hillbilly
you won't be missed
------------

I admire the masterful way you have posted the pms. Her KLuntification is complete. As I mentioned, I have understanding but not pity for her, she has enough of that for herself.

 

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Eagle_Eye Flag Coulsdon 30 Sep 10 7.17pm Send a Private Message to Eagle_Eye Add Eagle_Eye as a friend

Quote Bedge at 30 Sep 2010 7.05pm

Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace?

I'm convinced i read this on the site


Do you not remember after the 5-0 home win against Burnley when she claimed he'd asked her for a blow job in the Sainsburys car park.....a little as I like Slowy I thought he had higher standards than a Nicky Carle look-a-like.

 

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Bedge Flag Croydon 30 Sep 10 7.19pm Send a Private Message to Bedge Add Bedge as a friend

Quote Eagle_Eye at 30 Sep 2010 7.17pm

Quote Bedge at 30 Sep 2010 7.05pm

Didn't she claim that she once shagged James Scowcroft whilst he was at Palace?

I'm convinced i read this on the site


Do you not remember after the 5-0 home win against Burnley when she claimed he'd asked her for a blow job in the Sainsburys car park.....a little as I like Slowy I thought he had higher standards than a Nicky Carle look-a-like.


 

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Quote Johnny Eagles at 30 Sep 2010 4.12pm

Sod Gold Talk, they should make a film out of this thread!

Who could play Lunty and Hillbilly?


Who's that tart from Liverpool that's slept with half the Premier League? Danielle somthing


She looks bugger all like Hillbilly.

 

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South Devon Eagle Flag Newton Abbot 30 Sep 10 7.20pm Send a Private Message to South Devon Eagle Add South Devon Eagle as a friend

It seems that it's a a Palace thing....I too have now been removed as a "friend" on her facebook page and I haven't even posted on this thread!!

I met Claire some years back and have to say I got on well with her, yes she's a typical attention seeking girl who is apparantly longing for love, but I never held that against her and always treated her with respect.

I don't condone however her actions over said £15 and I too would be mighty pissed if she had let me down, especially after the comments regarding her social life adventures and her living in a particular nice part of Surrey. (not Epsom by the way)

it's a shame though, that I haven't even had a message to say why she has removed me as her "friend". I could understand if I had commented in a bad way on here about her, but I haven't.

Guess we as Palace fans and follow HOLers have been put in the same cage and she just wants to rid herself of anything Palace!!

Shame really. All for £15.

So long Claire, I wish you well and hope your dad pulls through, just would of been nice to have had a message.


She did have a great rack though.

;-)

Edited by South Devon Eagle (30 Sep 2010 7.21pm)

 

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Quote jcreedy at 30 Sep 2010 5.03pm

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 4.44pm

Quote EagleEyedAlbert at 30 Sep 2010 4.36pm

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He has much bigger tackle than me. Thank goodness I'm not gay, I wouldn't like that up me dirt pipe.

Actally, I'm not too sure if that is an elongated ball sack or a monstrous c0ck


Edited by Forest Hillbilly (30 Sep 2010 4.46pm)

You're saying his sack is bigger than your truncheon!


Hillbilly's sack is bigger than his truncheon now.
It happens to all old fat blokes.

 

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Quote South Devon Eagle at 30 Sep 2010 7.20pm

It seems that it's a a Palace thing....I too have now been removed as a "friend" on her facebook page and I haven't even posted on this thread!!

I met Claire some years back and have to say I got on well with her, yes she's a typical attention seeking girl who is apparantly longing for love, but I never held that against her and always treated her with respect.

I don't condone however her actions over said £15 and I too would be mighty pissed if she had let me down, especially after the comments regarding her social life adventures and her living in a particular nice part of Surrey. (not Epsom by the way)

it's a shame though, that I haven't even had a message to say why she has removed me as her "friend". I could understand if I had commented in a bad way on here about her, but I haven't.

Guess we as Palace fans and follow HOLers have been put in the same cage and she just wants to rid herself of anything Palace!!

Shame really. All for £15.

So long Claire, I wish you well and hope your dad pulls through, just would of been nice to have had a message.


She did have a great rack though.

;-)

Edited by South Devon Eagle (30 Sep 2010 7.21pm)


A shame, no not really......it's the principle!
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