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I say,I say ,I say.....crap joke thread! (LOCKED)
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 TomThePalaceFanatic  26 Oct 09 5.40pm |
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A man went to a VD clinic and said to the doctor
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Johnny Eagles  berlin 28 Oct 09 4.21pm |
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A hole has been illegally drilled in the wall of a nudist camp. Police are looking into it.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 28 Oct 09 4.22pm |
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Two hats hanging on a hat rack in a hallway. One hat says to the other, 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'
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| kenners38 Sydenham Village 28 Oct 09 4.23pm |
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Why do elephants paint there toe nails red So they can hide in Cherry trees
In days of old,when men were bold |
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| kenners38 Sydenham Village 28 Oct 09 4.24pm |
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Why have snakes got flat heads Coz they didnt see the elephants getting out of the Cherry trees
In days of old,when men were bold |
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Nov 09 3.41pm |
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An inflatable boy at an inflatable school is sent to see the inflatable headmaster because its been rumoured that he is carrying a blade to school. 'Turn out your pockets' says the inflatable head With that the inflatable yoot draws out a 6 inch blade and stabs the headmaster, then drives the knive into the wall then himself. 'Well Smith' says the rapidily deflating headmaster 'This time you have not just let me and the whole school down - worst of all you've let yourself down'.. Ill get me coat
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| kent675 Bromley, Kent 16 Nov 09 8.47am |
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Paddy at school' by Cucking Funt Teacher: If i gave you 2 rabbits another 2 rabbits and another 2 rabbits, how many will you have?
Four wheels drives the body - Two wheels drives the soul |
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 hamge Southampton 16 Nov 09 9.20am |
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This post has been merged from a topic called 'Paddy at school' by Cucking Funt lol
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Cannonball  High in the Ozarks. 19 Nov 09 8.46pm |
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A new supermarket opened where I live. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mowed hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread and cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 02 Dec 09 8.39pm |
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What do you call a disabled chinese baby? Sum Ting Wong
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 03 Dec 09 6.10pm |
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I'm not normally suspicious, but yesterday the wife told me Gavin from Autoglass came round and injected his special resin into her crack. She hasn't even got a f***ing car...
I know you are but what am I? |
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| Cannonball High in the Ozarks. 10 Dec 09 12.16pm |
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Poor old Santa Claus has a crap sexlife..He only comes once a year-and that's down a chimney !
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