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I say,I say,I say......crap joke thread #2
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 mr. apollo  Somewhere in Switzerland 19 Aug 19 8.39am |
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Funniest at the Fringe Winner was Followed by "Someone stole my antidepressants. Whoever they are, I hope they're happy" - Richard Stott "What's driving Brexit? From here it looks like it's probably the Duke of Edinburgh" - Milton Jones "A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, 'Yes, of course. - That's 20 cows'" - Jake Lambert "A thesaurus is great. There's no other word for it" - Ross Smith "Sleep is my favourite thing in the world. It's the reason I get up in the morning" - Ross Smith "I accidentally booked myself onto an escapology course; I'm really struggling to get out of it" - Adele Cliff "After learning six hours of basic semaphore, I was flagging - Richard Pulsford "To be or not to be a horse rider, that is Equestrian" - Mark Simmons "I've got an Eton-themed advent calendar, where all the doors are opened for me by my dad's contacts" - Ivo Graham
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Invalid user 2019  20 Aug 19 6.04pm |
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Originally posted by mr. apollo
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A bit Tim Vine that on.e So bad it's good!| Invalid user 2019 22 Aug 19 6.59pm |
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A man with authority walks into a bar. He orders everyone around.
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| Invalid user 2019 22 Aug 19 7.00pm |
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A ghost walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits."
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| Invalid user 2019 22 Aug 19 7.00pm |
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A dyslexic walks into a bra
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| silvertop Portishead 02 Sep 19 9.21pm |
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Why are there no dinosaurs? Because their eggs stink.
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| Invalid user 2019 03 Sep 19 4.07pm |
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I'll fetch your coat for you! Edited by dollardays (25 Oct 2019 3.13pm)
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| Invalid user 2019 03 Sep 19 4.10pm |
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A guy is in a doctors office. His doctor is there with him. "I have two pieces of bad news," the doctor says. "What are they?" "Well, the first piece of news is that you have cancer." "What's the 2nd piece of news?" he asks. "Well, the 2nd piece of bad news is that you have Alzheimer's." The man laughs and says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer."
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| Invalid user 2019 03 Sep 19 4.11pm |
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Patient: Tell it to me straight, doc. How long have I got? Doctor: 5 Patient: 5 what? 5 years? 5 months?? Doctor: 4, 3, 2...
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| BudgiesBeak London 15 Sep 19 8.04pm |
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A guy phoned up a restaurant and asked to book a table. The receptionist asked him his name.
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| BudgiesBeak London 18 Sep 19 11.40pm |
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I recently asked a German friend of mine why he kept a piece of meat in his car boot.
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Zimeagle  Harare 01 Oct 19 1.49pm |
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