Ode to the Pussycat Dolls

Don't I wish my girlfriend was hot like you?
No.
Because pre-op transsexual hookers ain't my thing.
And, to be honest,
Even once you're post-op,
Just no.
Now f*ck off and dai hoes.

Edited by the despotic banana (02 Nov 2009 6:05pm)

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Edited by fubar (02 Nov 2009 9:32pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Ode to Jedward

Jedward, deadwood, where have you been?
We've been to London to imitate Queen
Jedward, deadwood what did you there?
We frightened the audience with our hair.

Edited by fubar (20 Nov 2009 7:35pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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Ode To X Factor

Simon, Louis, Cheryl, Dannii
A cock, a dick and two great bits of fanny

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

Hahahahaha.

Ode to Cheryl Cole

Oh Cheryl,
X Factor is such a bore,
looking like a cross between Russian soldier,
and crack whore.