I had a Jehovah's Witness advent calender once.

Every time you opened a door it said **** off behind it.

Living down here does have some advantages. At least you can see them cry.

I was impressed with the amount of police at the scene on friday, but know a guy was getting stabbed two miles away in vauxhall and just a couple of police visible on the street there might have prevented that stabbing, its important to have a visible presence out on the streets which we have lost in the last 5 years, i even commented to a collegue one night in clapham that i can see two coppers walking in the distance, how strange is that? i said,,,,only to find out their hats started flashing blue and they were on a stag do!

Can't be arrested for impersonating a police officer if there aren't any around.

COYP

Viridor? Did hear about that, I also heard he employed two people related to Viridor's CEO in his Campaign team.

And rightly so.

His majority is overturnable, though, and I suspect that the incinerator and his Article 50 stance may well put his lights out.

good point! I did see a guy about to break into a house in wandsworth at about 3 am one monday night, he had everything on him, screwdriver, bag, was eyeing up which house to go for, dressed in black, even had gloves and black bobble hat , less the bobble,,,anyway, im not a grass but detest these scum cnuts, so called the police, could have got him easily as he was so preoccupied looking up at back windows he didnt even notice i was sitting in my cab watching him,,,needless to say the police operator said they cant help as he hasnt broken in yet, so a crime hasnt been commited,,unbelievable from the best force,,,make that service,,,in the world!