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Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 29 Jul 09 7.30pm
That's cheered me up no end morgster. I know you are but what am I?
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Don Rogers Tache

hanging around the local Taco Bell... 29 Jul 09 7.30pm

That's cheered me up no end morgster.

I know you are but what am I?

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 30 Jul 09 8.11am
A short ode to Phil Collins Oi Collins, Why arent you dead yet ? Wanker. As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 30 Jul 09 8.11am

A short ode to Phil Collins

Oi Collins, Why arent you dead yet ?
Wanker.

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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fubar 05 Aug 09 6.19pm
ode to la roux whooooo oooo oooo ooooooo I'm going in for a kill because you're voice simply has no skill and your crappy 80s flickback does not endear me to your front crack Edited by fubar (05 Aug 2009 6:20pm) too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 05 Aug 09 6.19pm

ode to la roux

whooooo oooo oooo ooooooo
I'm going in for a kill
because you're voice simply has no skill
and your crappy 80s flickback
does not endear me to your front crack

Edited by fubar (05 Aug 2009 6:20pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 11 Aug 09 11.42pm
Ode to Danny La Roux Your music may borrow heavily from the stylings of Phil Oakey But you ain't my type of bird Cos you look kinda Blokey
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Shizzlehurst 11 Aug 09 11.42pm

Ode to Danny La Roux

Your music may borrow heavily
from the stylings of Phil Oakey
But you ain't my type of bird
Cos you look kinda
Blokey

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morganistic 11 Oct 09 11.45am
Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am i met that bloke, Stephen Gateley, cheeky cnt tried to fellate me You were once a boy in the zone but then you sucked on Louis' bone That dance you did On Gay Byrne's Was a fcking corker But now you're dead In a bed In f*cking Majorca [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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11 Oct 09 11.45am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me

You were once
a boy
in the zone
but then you sucked
on Louis' bone

That dance you did
On Gay Byrne's
Was a f*cking corker
But now you're dead
In a bed
In f*cking Majorca

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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DanH SW2 11 Oct 09 11.51am
Quote morganistic at 11 Oct 2009 11:45am Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am i met that bloke, Stephen Gateley, cheeky cnt tried to fellate me You were once a boy in the zone but then you sucked on Louis' bone That dance you did On Gay Byrne's Was a fcking corker But now you're dead In a bed In f*cking Majorca Haha, no trouble of me booing that one.
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SW2 11 Oct 09 11.51am

Quote morganistic at 11 Oct 2009 11:45am

Quote morganistic at 16 Sep 2008 11:47am

i met that bloke,
Stephen Gateley,
cheeky c*nt
tried to fellate me

You were once
a boy
in the zone
but then you sucked
on Louis' bone

That dance you did
On Gay Byrne's
Was a f*cking corker
But now you're dead
In a bed
In f*cking Majorca

Haha, no trouble of me booing that one.

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fubar 13 Oct 09 12.13pm
Ode to Steven Gateley A tragic loss for all gay men No more penises inside your buttocks But now you're partying in gay heaven With Liberace, Rock Hudson and special guest..Stuart Lubbock Edited by fubar (13 Oct 2009 12:14pm) too far gone.. aint no way back this post was sponsored by fubar.com
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fubar 13 Oct 09 12.13pm

Ode to Steven Gateley

A tragic loss for all gay men
No more penises inside your buttocks
But now you're partying in gay heaven
With Liberace, Rock Hudson and special guest..Stuart Lubbock

Edited by fubar (13 Oct 2009 12:14pm)

too far gone.. aint no way back

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morganistic 13 Oct 09 12.16pm
hehe. i couldn't think of a post that is more deserving Than martin2412's classic ode Well worth preserving Quote martin2412 at 12 Oct 2009 8:53pm There was a wee singer called Gately, Who hadn't been singing much lately, After a bottle of rum, and a cock up his bum, His trip to the sun ended fatally. [Link] ''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''
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morganistic

13 Oct 09 12.16pm

hehe.
i couldn't think of a post that is more deserving
Than martin2412's classic ode
Well worth preserving

Quote martin2412 at 12 Oct 2009 8:53pm

There was a wee singer called Gately,
Who hadn't been singing much lately,
After a bottle of rum, and a cock up his bum,
His trip to the sun ended fatally.

[Link]
''careful Penny - we don't know what we're dealing with here''

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Oct 09 2.18pm
Top marks for EVERYONE on the Gateley stuff...Genius After Boyzone it all went sour You do some West End singing That Keating made a f***ing bomb Whilst you popped your clogs whilst rimming As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 13 Oct 09 2.18pm

Top marks for EVERYONE on the Gateley stuff...Genius

After Boyzone it all went sour
You do some West End singing
That Keating made a f***ing bomb
Whilst you popped your clogs whilst rimming

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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nickgusset Shizzlehurst 31 Oct 09 12.38am
Ode To Manilow and Streisand Everybody knows Barry Manilow's Got a very big nose, if he stood back to back with streisand, it'll look like a pickaxe handle your gak'll be gone in a snortfull
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Shizzlehurst 31 Oct 09 12.38am

Ode To Manilow and Streisand

Everybody knows
Barry Manilow's
Got a very big nose,
if he stood back to back
with streisand, it'll
look like a pickaxe handle
your gak'll
be gone in a snortfull

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The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Nov 09 11.09am
Ode to Pixie Lott I keep seeing you in the paper and maybe its because I'm 42 But I havent heard anything you've ever doone so who the f***ing hell are you ? As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014
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The Sash

Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 02 Nov 09 11.09am

Ode to Pixie Lott

I keep seeing you in the paper and maybe its because I'm 42

But I havent heard anything you've ever doone so who the f***ing hell are you ?

As far as the rules go, it's a website not a democracy - Hambo 3/6/2014

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Catfish Burgess Hill 02 Nov 09 11.48am
How shall we remember Michael Jackson? He saw children and got a hard on He said that Billie Jean was his lover His nose was made of latex rubber Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial
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Catfish

Burgess Hill 02 Nov 09 11.48am

How shall we remember Michael Jackson?
He saw children and got a hard on
He said that Billie Jean was his lover
His nose was made of latex rubber

Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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