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Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 30 Nov 12 5.42pm Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

344. The waiting game.

 


WORRIED that your teeth will be stained after a heavy night drinking red wine? Fear not; drink a bottle of white wine before going to bed, to remove the stains.

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 30 Nov 12 5.52pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

345 Playing 'Man About the House' with Sally Thomsett, Paula Wilcox and Yootha Joyce

 


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Stirlingsays Flag 30 Nov 12 5.59pm Send a Private Message to Stirlingsays Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Stirlingsays as a friend

346. Travelling to the country and cutting out the middle man by getting his milk straight from the udder.

Edited by Stirlingsays (30 Nov 2012 5.59pm)

 


'Who are you and how did you get in here? I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith.' (Leslie Nielsen)

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 30 Nov 12 7.27pm Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

347. Nude karaoke starring Roger Hodgson

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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dannyh Flag wherever I lay my hat....... 30 Nov 12 8.01pm Send a Private Message to dannyh Add dannyh as a friend

Quote DanH at 30 Nov 2012 5.21pm

343. Dunking my testicles into a bowl of full fat milk


 


"It's not the bullet that's got my name on it that concerns me; it's all them other ones flyin' around marked 'To Whom It May Concern.'"

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Moose Flag In the sewer pipe... 30 Nov 12 8.30pm Send a Private Message to Moose Add Moose as a friend

348. Shiny new locks on front doors.

 


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Mongo Like Clunge Flag Bumfuck City, Texas 30 Nov 12 9.27pm Send a Private Message to Mongo Like Clunge Add Mongo Like Clunge as a friend

349. Advancements in miniature camera technology.

 


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SloveniaDave Flag Tirana, Albania 30 Nov 12 10.03pm Send a Private Message to SloveniaDave Add SloveniaDave as a friend

Quote The Sash at 30 Nov 2012 5.52pm

345 Playing 'Hide the Sausage' with Sally Thomsett, Paula Wilcox and Yootha Joyce


EFA

Edited by SloveniaDave (30 Nov 2012 10.03pm)

 


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My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

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Pikester Flag Worthing 01 Dec 12 12.22am Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

350.
The sound a new jar of coffee makes.
When he breaks the seal.
With his p****.

 


You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 01 Dec 12 9.43am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

351. The fact that - just like everyone got confused and kept forgetting, and still do, that Morg hadn't started the fantastic 'Morg Broadcasting Thread' - this super one..when it goes Gold... will too give the same thread starter no credit whatsoever.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Catfish Flag Burgess Hill 01 Dec 12 11.28am

352. Struggling to control his Dr Strangelove glove.

 


Yes, I am an agent of Satan but my duties are largely ceremonial

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 01 Dec 12 2.08pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

353 The pin sharp crease in a nice pair of gents sensible slacks

 


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