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Eager eagle Flag Rainham Kent 29 Sep 10 10.22pm

There was once a girl called Feltham
Whose knees were so sore she had knelt on
She'd sucked so much cock
And didn't ever stop
But no one licked hers coz they'd smelt them

 


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Icepick Tony Flag Chester 29 Sep 10 10.22pm Send a Private Message to Icepick Tony Add Icepick Tony as a friend

Quote fubar at 29 Sep 2010 9.34pm

Quote Miss Walshy at 29 Sep 2010 1.36pm

Let me tell you what 'distasteful' is,... a city worker on a salary taking £15 off an elder (no offence Ali) gentleman who is struggling to find work in the economical climate... if anything that could be his next train ticket down to support our club. Or what have you. IT makes me sick.

This is the best quote on the whole thread, he's only 7 odd years older than her! FH time for a Jenny Jones makeover methinks


Ahh, come on, what did I do?

 


"They got his own song 'He's just too good for you', it's quite unbelievable but when you see it and he's facing up someone - I actually feel sorry for them, 'Cos he actually is" - Ian Holloway

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 4.28am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

An 'elder gentleman' ? Walshy, you have seriously damaged your chances with me. How's Becky ?

The correct answer was:


From: Kenny Lunt To: Forest Hillbilly

Subject: RE: chelsea game
Date: Jun 8 2010 4.20pm

Ok - that's really good of you to do....

And you're right, far more sociable.

Thanks hun

cxx


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Excellent, i intend getting two rows of 7 or 8 , one row directly behind the other, so it's easier to talk to people. it also makes it more sociable at half time and leaving the ground.

Cash on the day is no problem.

ali

 


I disengage, I turn the page.

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Kermit8 Flag Hevon 30 Sep 10 7.46am Send a Private Message to Kermit8 Add Kermit8 as a friend

My guess was the closest.

 


Big chest and massive boobs

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Leecpfc Flag Praying for love in a lapdance... 30 Sep 10 8.26am Send a Private Message to Leecpfc Add Leecpfc as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 4.28am

An 'elder gentleman' ? Walshy, you have seriously damaged your chances with me. How's Becky ?

The correct answer was:


From: Kenny Lunt To: Forest Hillbilly

Subject: RE: chelsea game
Date: Jun 8 2010 4.20pm

Ok - that's really good of you to do....

And you're right, far more sociable.

Thanks hun

cxx


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Excellent, i intend getting two rows of 7 or 8 , one row directly behind the other, so it's easier to talk to people. it also makes it more sociable at half time and leaving the ground.

Cash on the day is no problem.

ali


She didn't say she was going to pay you

 


Raised on a diet of broken biscuits

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 8.39am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote Leecpfc at 30 Sep 2010 8.26am

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 4.28am

An 'elder gentleman' ? Walshy, you have seriously damaged your chances with me. How's Becky ?

The correct answer was:


From: Kenny Lunt To: Forest Hillbilly

Subject: RE: chelsea game
Date: Jun 8 2010 4.20pm

Ok - that's really good of you to do....

And you're right, far more sociable.

Thanks hun

cxx


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Excellent, i intend getting two rows of 7 or 8 , one row directly behind the other, so it's easier to talk to people. it also makes it more sociable at half time and leaving the ground.

Cash on the day is no problem.

ali


She didn't say she was going to pay you


The initial intent was there.

From: Kenny Lunt To: Forest Hillbilly

Subject: RE: chelsea game
Date: Jun 8 2010 3.43pm

Yes - please do. I get paid Tuesday, so can transfer the dosh to your bank or something. That would be nice being able to sit together

xx

 


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becky Flag over the moon 30 Sep 10 8.40am Send a Private Message to becky Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add becky as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 4.28am

An 'elder gentleman' ? Walshy, you have seriously damaged your chances with me. How's Becky ?
The correct answer was:


From: Kenny Lunt To: Forest Hillbilly

Subject: RE: chelsea game
Date: Jun 8 2010 4.20pm

Ok - that's really good of you to do....

And you're right, far more sociable.

Thanks hun

cxx


------------
Excellent, i intend getting two rows of 7 or 8 , one row directly behind the other, so it's easier to talk to people. it also makes it more sociable at half time and leaving the ground.

Cash on the day is no problem.

ali

 


A stairway to Heaven and a Highway to Hell give some indication of expected traffic numbers

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 11.02am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Without getting distracted by Becky's obvious attempts at internet grooming,....

What happened next ?

Kenny Lunt Status update
July 16 2010
Kenny Lunt right, see ya alll tomorrow - in an emergency 07830 **7***. Like I said, may not be there for 11am, if not, it doesn't mean get rid of the ticket!!!! xx 4:53pm

 


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Miss Walshy Flag Just South of Heaven 30 Sep 10 11.05am Send a Private Message to Miss Walshy Add Miss Walshy as a friend

Hmmmmm

DID YOU CALL?

 


FAME ! Racing Post 9 August 2010 (Page 89).

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 30 Sep 10 11.15am Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Quote Miss Walshy at 30 Sep 2010 11.05am

Hmmmmm

DID YOU CALL?


Red Rag.

My considered answer is,....NO

And why should I ? she had my number and she knew where we were meeting. I refer the right honourable member to the Kenny Lunt update of July 16 2010

By the time a message was passed that she (allegedly) wasn't coming, we were 5 minutes from the ground and 10 minutes before kick off.
That gave me no opportunity of selling her ticket. And to be blunt, it shouldn't be my problem, especially that late in the day.

Edited by Forest Hillbilly (30 Sep 2010 11.15am)

 


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richard shaw (og)65 Flag my minds eye 30 Sep 10 11.41am Send a Private Message to richard shaw (og)65 Add richard shaw (og)65 as a friend

Quote Forest Hillbilly at 30 Sep 2010 11.15am

Quote Miss Walshy at 30 Sep 2010 11.05am

Hmmmmm

DID YOU CALL?


Red Rag.

My considered answer is,....NO

And why should I ? she had my number and she knew where we were meeting. I refer the right honourable member to the Kenny Lunt update of July 16 2010

By the time a message was passed that she (allegedly) wasn't coming, we were 5 minutes from the ground and 10 minutes before kick off.
That gave me no opportunity of selling her ticket. And to be blunt, it shouldn't be my problem, especially that late in the day.


Edited by Forest Hillbilly (30 Sep 2010 11.15am)


spot on fella , she wanted the ticket , she didnt turn up , she has to pay for the ticket .

 


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Hoof Hearted 30 Sep 10 11.54am

Quote Seth at 29 Sep 2010 9.53pm

Quote Kermit8 at 29 Sep 2010 5.14pm

Quote Seth at 29 Sep 2010 5.09pm

She's dumped me on FB


You b@stard, Seth. What did you say to upset her?


Nothing, honest. I just showed her this thread.

Then she looked...different


Withdrew my "friend status" too Seth, but did reply to my message with a curt "Take care, X"

Oh well... we'll never know what happened now.

 

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