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 Johnny Eagles  berlin 29 May 09 3.09pm |
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Why does Dr Pepper come in a bottle? His wife's dead.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 29 May 09 3.10pm |
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What will Postman Pat be called when he retires? Pat. What will Postman Pat be called when he retired abroad? Ex-Pat.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 29 May 09 3.12pm |
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There's this Marxist I know, he only ever drinks herbal tea. When I asked him why, he said, "Property is theft."
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 29 May 09 3.12pm |
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Buddhist goes up to a hot dog stand and says, "One with everything."
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Don Rogers Tache  hanging around the local Taco Bell... 05 Jun 09 12.14am |
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Why do dogs run to the door when the door bell goes and it is never,ever for them?
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 13 Jun 09 12.42am |
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Three cheers for rap music..
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Cpfcfly  Horsham 15 Jun 09 4.38pm |
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A hooker promised to me that she was female. It didn't feel like it.
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Cookie The Eagle  Norfolk in Chance 15 Jun 09 8.32pm |
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The thing that Nick Griffin hated the most about being egged was that they didn't separate the whites.
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 16 Jun 09 10.47am |
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On his deathbed, my Grandad gave me some sound advice. He said, "it's worth spending money on good speakers."
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| Johnny Eagles berlin 16 Jun 09 10.50am |
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I was in a shop this morning when a dwarf got pickpocketed. I thought, "how can anyone stoop so low?"
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 16 Jun 09 4.00pm |
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How many Tectonic plates does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.
Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip, [Link] Transformation is Happening |
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| Don Rogers Tache hanging around the local Taco Bell... 16 Jun 09 7.03pm |
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What do you get if you cross a big passenger plane with an accountant?
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