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Park Road Flag 21 Jan 18 2.39pm

"To have it off"

 

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matt_himself Flag Matataland 21 Jan 18 2.43pm Send a Private Message to matt_himself Add matt_himself as a friend

Does anyone remember the ‘Diarrhoea Song’? I’d it still said these days?

It came out me bum like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea....

 


"That was fun and to round off the day, I am off to steal a charity collection box and then desecrate a place of worship.” - Smokey, The Selhurst Arms, 26/02/02

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YT Flag Oxford 21 Jan 18 3.19pm Send a Private Message to YT Add YT as a friend

Originally posted by Direwolf

Someone in the Palace vs Arsenal thread said we got duffed. Not heard ‘duffed over’ for a while.

Or 'bashed up'?

Not a phrase but a word: Potentate.

 


Palace since 19 August 1972. Palace 1 (Tony Taylor) Liverpool 1 (Emlyn Hughes)

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ex hibitionist Flag Hastings 21 Jan 18 4.39pm Send a Private Message to ex hibitionist Add ex hibitionist as a friend

size isn't everything

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Jan 18 4.49pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

'Arris

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Rudi Hedman Flag Caterham 21 Jan 18 4.50pm Send a Private Message to Rudi Hedman Add Rudi Hedman as a friend

Originally posted by matt_himself

Does anyone remember the ‘Diarrhoea Song’? I’d it still said these days?

It came out me bum like a bullet from a gun, diarrhoea, diarrhoea....

I was running in a race, it was dripping down my face.

 


COYP

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chris123 Flag hove actually 21 Jan 18 5.01pm Send a Private Message to chris123 Add chris123 as a friend

Originally posted by boo909

Why, what a monstrous fellow thou art, thus to rail
on one that is neither known of thee nor knows thee!

(Quite appropriate for this place sometimes too)

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up
thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger,draw!!

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Jan 18 5.12pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up
thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger,draw!!

this is very good but you cannot best a good old saxon..
c u n t off!

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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Sir James Hird Flag Mount Martha 21 Jan 18 5.49pm

Red hat, no drawers.

Lang may yer lum reek

 

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kingdowieonthewall Flag Sussex, ex-Cronx. 21 Jan 18 5.53pm Send a Private Message to kingdowieonthewall Add kingdowieonthewall as a friend

I'm not as green as I'm cabbage looking

 


Kids,tired of being bothered by your pesky parents?
Then leave home, get a job & pay your own bills, while you still know everything.

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boo909 Flag Figeac 21 Jan 18 7.18pm Send a Private Message to boo909 Add boo909 as a friend

Originally posted by chris123

What a brazen-faced varlet art thou, to deny thou
knowest me! Is it two days ago since I tripped up
thy heels, and beat thee before the king? Draw, you
rogue: for, though it be night, yet the moon
shines; I'll make a sop o' the moonshine of you:
draw, you whoreson cullionly barber-monger,draw!!

Away, I'll have nothing to do with thee!

(This really isn't fair now I think of it, Oswald gets all the best lines, if I was Kent I'd have carbonadoed your shanks long before this, haha)

 


Bangell - If Camus wrote The Myth of Sisyphus today, it would be about Jason Puncheon eternally trying and failing to pass with his right foot.

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Penge Eagle Flag Beckenham 21 Jan 18 7.20pm Send a Private Message to Penge Eagle Holmesdale Online Elite Member Add Penge Eagle as a friend

Nice bit of crumpet.

 

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