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 acolcpfc  Littlehampton, West Sussex 08 Feb 10 10.39pm |
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My mates kitchen window got smashed yesterday, his family are freezing in this weather. Brighton fans, can you advise this family on wind jamming.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. |
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| fubar 08 Feb 10 10.44pm | |
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I have a friend who is a 'street artist' and likes to make art of their surroundings. For his latest project he's thinking of challenging assumptions about the role of architecture on human bodily functions. Brighton fans: whats the best way to rapidly graffiti a public convenience?
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| wardinio 08 Feb 10 10.55pm |
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A mate of mine recently bought a motorbike, but as there is no good racing tracks near us he wants to make his own course in a local field. Any Brighton fans got tips for starting out on the dirt-track speedway circuit?
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| martin2412 Living The Dream 09 Feb 10 1.25pm |
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I fancy a holiday in this country this year, a little place in the countryside. I wonder if our Brighton chums could offer any advice on cottaging ? Edited by martin2412 (09 Feb 2010 1:26pm)
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 09 Feb 10 1.38pm |
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Quote aquickgame2 at 08 Feb 2010 9:58pm
f*** me these are so funny. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Love it Mind you dont suprise me DRT started this thread,u really cant take him anywhere I expect our Brighton supporting acquaintances might have a few suggestions.
Goodness is what you do. Not who you pray to. |
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| Helmet46 Croydon 11 Feb 10 6.54pm |
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A friend of mine has just opened a restaurant. Unfortunately deliveries cannot be taken in at the main entrance. Can any Brighton fans tell him the best way to get his meat delivered round the back?
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| Holmesdale Steve East Grinstead 11 Feb 10 11.52pm |
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A friend of mine owns a chip shop and wants to start deep frying cakes and chocolate. Any Brighton fans know anything about battered rings?
There's a bloke down my road who walks round in a Tesco's carrier bag. Turns out he is a brighton faggot. |
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| blanksight Thornton heath 12 Feb 10 4.36am |
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A friend of mine has come upon a large supply of top-grade manure, and wishes to sell it. however, the means by which he came upon said manure were not exactly kosher. he is having to sell it from the entrance behind his local pub. Do any Brighton fans have any advice on being a good backdoor s*** salesman?
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The Sash  Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 9.32am |
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I have recently purchased some chickens and a rooster and have a hencoop in the back yard - The problem is to collect the eggs I have to stretch and reach right into the coop to get at them and the cockerel, being very territorial, blocks my path and gets quite annoyed which makes the task even harder. Do any Brighton fans have any advice on how deal with an aggressive cock when you are trying to attempt a difficult reach around ??? Edited by The Sash (12 Feb 2010 9:32am)
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 9.37am |
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I have recently volunteered for the British Legion and every Sunday I drive a minibus to collect ex Royal Navy veterans and take them to a day centre where they can play cards, have a natter etc.. The problem is the minibus only seats 10 legally and I have 15 to collect. Its one of the older transit types with bench seats and no side doors. Do any Brighton fans know how I can manage in getting extra seamen in through my back door ??
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| The Sash Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 12 Feb 10 10.24am |
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Being a great fan of all things dairy there is nothing i like better than a pudding of bananas, pineapple etc.. covered in Elmlea or something similar. Problem is I am always in such a hurry to finish I invaribaly get lots of it slip into my lap. I try slurping it up or rubbing but usually have an unsightly mark Can any Brighton fans venture a suggestion of how I can suck cream marks out of my pants without leaving a stain ?
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| Moose In the sewer pipe... 12 Feb 10 12.55pm |
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A friend of mine was mortified to discover that his collection of ornamental porcelain animal stools had been stolen from his mantlepiece. He would dearly like to confront the person he believes is responsible for the theft but would like some advice. Any Brighton fans out there have experience in dealing with turd burglars?
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