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 kingdowieonthewall  Sussex, ex-Cronx. 20 Jul 09 6.51pm |
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Quote Kermit8 at 20 Jul 2009 6:47pm
Once shared my sleeping bag nose-to-nose with a gorgeous and enthusiastic-to-share-it blonde Aussie on the top deck of an overnight ferry from Santorini to Athens on a glorious summer's evening and I still thought to meself - 'not sure if she wants me to kiss her or not'. Only had a window of eight hours to make a move. Failed miserably. What a drongo.
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 6.58pm |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 20 Jul 2009 6:49pm
DRT's gone shtoom on us.
DRT, is it like "the bad thing" on Peep Show? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 6:59pm)
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Kermit8  Hevon 20 Jul 09 7.10pm |
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Quote kingdowieonthewall at 20 Jul 2009 6:51pm
Quote Kermit8 at 20 Jul 2009 6:47pm
Once shared my sleeping bag nose-to-nose with a gorgeous and enthusiastic-to-share-it blonde Aussie on the top deck of an overnight ferry from Santorini to Athens on a glorious summer's evening and I still thought to meself - 'not sure if she wants me to kiss her or not'. Only had a window of eight hours to make a move. Failed miserably. What a drongo.
Big chest and massive boobs |
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 7.13pm |
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Quote Kermit8 at 20 Jul 2009 7:10pm
Think I just about re-enforced every Tim-nice-but-dim Pom stereotype for that Sheila, KD. I'm good at that.
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| Kermit8 Hevon 20 Jul 09 7.55pm |
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Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 7:13pm
Quote Kermit8 at 20 Jul 2009 7:10pm
Think I just about re-enforced every Tim-nice-but-dim Pom stereotype for that Sheila, KD. I'm good at that.
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 20 Jul 09 8.01pm |
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Quote Kermit8 at 20 Jul 2009 7:55pm
Tucked in between me legs, Jim. Like that nutter in Silence of the Lambs.
Did you also make strategic cuts into the sleeping bag so that when you stood up, you had wings?
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| cunning linguist London 20 Jul 09 9.13pm |
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Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:56pm
Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 4:55pm
Quote Don Rogers Tache at 20 Jul 2009 4:37pm
did something so disgusting that I'd never reveal to anyone on this here site!
Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 4:56pm)
I wish!
PM me with your disgraceful behaviour and I’ll report back to everyone whether they should just not ask.
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| jelholyoake 20 Jul 09 9.16pm |
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Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 6:58pm
Quote kingdowieonthewall at 20 Jul 2009 6:49pm
DRT's gone shtoom on us.
DRT, is it like "the bad thing" on Peep Show? Edited by Jim'll Fist It For U (20 Jul 2009 6:59pm) This is so my kind of thread!! I'm thinking along the same lines Jim'll, i reckon DRT smashed the old rusty sheriffs badge in and on withdrawal had a large deposit splattered onto his lap. Just a guess like
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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| Southampton_Eagle At the after party 20 Jul 09 9.24pm |
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It reeks of faeces. I'm, unfortunately, imagining rough anal with DRT taking, felching & a glass coffee table with a target marked out with permanant marker. Three bottles of Tyskies, a Polish lass with an Albanian taking photos.Possibly a gimp mask.
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| jelholyoake 20 Jul 09 9.34pm |
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DRT you gotta put this to bed mate, spill, spill, spill, spill
When i see him, it's gonna be painful. Skinny little cont. |
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SpikeyMatt  Fishing for condiments 20 Jul 09 9.48pm |
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Last year in Kos... Saw this smashingly lovely girl walking along the beach one afternoon and fell in love right away. She wasn't amazingly attractive but there was something about her. Anyway, I decided not to do anything for then in the hope I'd see her again. She walked past again, at a similar time, the following day. So I followed her (yeah, I know...), keeping my distance (probably about 20 yards) in the hope that she might stop somewhere. Sure enough, she did - at one of those tacky touristy shop types to pick up an ice cream. I catch her eye from the pavement and casually saunter up totally lovestruck not knowing really what to say - the mind was going at 450 million mph. But that problem over what to say didn't matter, because I tripped up the pavement, tried to keep my balance, staggered forward and just collapsed in a heap. I got up, dusted myself off without trying to clock what she thought of my trip - that didn't matter either, she was laughing to herself. So I picked up a packet of Mentos and walked back to our spot on the beach with my tail firmly between my legs. FAIL.
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| NEILLO Shoreham-by-Sea 21 Jul 09 12.20pm |
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Well, I always like to make sure the lady has a good time. In her case I took her to an all you can eat buffet. Quote Jim'll Fist It For U at 20 Jul 2009 5:03pm
Quote NEILLO at 20 Jul 2009 4:01pm
Imagine then my disappointment ( that quickly became horror via shock ) when her bloater of a colleague turned up instead.
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