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Pikester Flag Worthing 15 Sep 08 2.15pm Send a Private Message to Pikester Add Pikester as a friend

Rod Stewart
They found you singing in the gutter
Like a wasted Cucking
With a big tub of Boy Butter


Noddy Holder of Slade.
You really made the grade.
Though I did hear some odd fables,
About you s***ting on glass tables.

 

You fed me, you bred me, I'll remember your name.
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Superfly Flag The sun always shines in Catford 15 Sep 08 3.12pm Send a Private Message to Superfly Add Superfly as a friend

Janis Joplin, with your voice, the bar went up a notch
What a shame you couldn't handle a night out on the scotch

 

Lend me a Tenor

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.20pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Quote nickgusset at 14 Sep 2008 2:41pm

I'll start the ball rolling with some rolling stones poems...

Ode to Bill Wyman.

You played the bass in a style so dandy,
you f***ed a tart,
her name was Mandy,
you broke her heart,
you broke her hymen,
all I can say, is why oh,
Wyman

Ode to Mick Jagger.

You weren't born in a crossfire hurricane,
and you can always get what you want.


Ode to Brian Jones.

Brian Jones,
stupid fool,
you died,
in a swimming pool.

Genius Nic Genee-us


 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.29pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Mick and Paula

Michael Hutchence hung on a door knob,
Could you hear the laughing from Sir Bob,
You shouldnt have f*cked that Paula Yates,
At least she met you at the pearly gates.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.31pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Paul Anka

Paul Anka,
youre a w***er,
I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker.

 

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Forest Hillbilly Flag in a hidey-hole 15 Sep 08 3.39pm Send a Private Message to Forest Hillbilly Add Forest Hillbilly as a friend

Ode to Madonna
I loved you in the eighties
I wished you'd come and play
and we wouldn't be like virgins
Through the holiday

But now you've been around the block
and look a bit like my old granny
I bet you've got a butchers bucket
and not a tight slick fanny


 

I disengage, I turn the page.
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eryr Flag Caerphillydelphia 15 Sep 08 3.44pm Send a Private Message to eryr Add eryr as a friend

Quote The Sash at 15 Sep 2008 3:31pm

Paul Anka

Paul Anka,
youre a w***er,
I hope you get hit by a petrol tanker.

Driven by Ravi Shankar!?

 

Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori

"Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts".
"No, I am a Selt. You are a Sunt."

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 3.47pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Oh Cilla Black
Youre songs are cack
Youre hairs a horrid ginge
Sometimes I wonder if your pubes are red
But I'd puke if I saw your minge

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.05pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Oh Kylie, Oh Kylie
Your face is so smiley
But you look so dirty and mucky
Id love to see you in the nude
Oh I should be so lucky

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.10pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Ode to Queen

Brian May, I thought was gay,
I thought Taylor was a tranny,
John Deacon dressed up for a vid as a wrinkly, grey haired granny,
But I was wrong, those three were straight,
The gay one was poor Freddie,
He had the biker tache and a tight little arse which was always at the ready.

 

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The Sash Flag Now residing in Epsom - How Posh 15 Sep 08 4.14pm Send a Private Message to The Sash Add The Sash as a friend

Tommy Lee had Hep C,
I saw him sucked off by Pammy,
She then f*cked that tw*t Kid Rock,
I wish i was that jammy.

 

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Jake d'Eagle Flag in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 15 Sep 08 4.43pm

Oh Mick Hucknall
The voice of Simply Red
You w***y manky Northern t***
Why can't you be Simply Dead?

 

Put a Glide in your Stride, and Dip in your Hip,
Come on over to the Mothership, baby

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