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 morganistic  26 Sep 07 9.45am |
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magnificent lads.
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| LiamC Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 26 Sep 07 9.58am |
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A Bit of Fry and Laurie Members of the audience are welcomed onto the studio stage and spit roasted by the comedy pair, but neither penetrates all the way to the balls
A heartwarming documentary where cameras follow Frank Skinner around the midlands and northwest of England in an attempt to find and apologise to all the babies he fathered and abandoned during his peek in the mid-nineties. Most scenes feature David Badiel, on the very edge of the screen, slowly jerking himself off to a pretentious, self-satisfied orgasm where he calls his own name whilst gazing unblinkingly into a mirror. Who Do You Think You Are A mixture of schizophrenics, multiple-personality syndrome sufferers and alzheimer's patients are helicopter-dropped into the middle of Siberia in a 'Bourne Identity' style reality thriller. The first to find their way home wins a day at a sw***y London health spa and a copy of the DVD 'Remember The Titans', starring Denzel Washington Edited by LiamC (26 Sep 2007 10:00am)
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Jake d'Eagle  in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 07 9.59am |
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Very Blue Peter Kate O'Mara's Triangle (nothing to do with North Sea Ferries this time) Whose Arse? A panel based game show hosted by Matthew and Henry Kelly. Kill Clarkson! - every week a team of people led by a celebrity and a professional hit man have to hunt down Kelly (or Jeremy) Clarkson. Hosted by Ainsley Harriot and Kriss Akabusi
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| LiamC Up Shit Creek, sans paddle 26 Sep 07 10.01am |
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Top Gear The boys smoke some of Amsterdams finest, drop a few pills then race each other to the local Tescos. First to find the Doritos wins.
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 07 10.09am |
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Proverbs in Action In week 1 members of the Rolling Stones have to find Kate Moss, first one to find her gets a knee-trembler and some Rimmel lipstick. Next week, we get The Devil to teach Billy Idol to install heavy machinery.
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| kinky1960 Hampshire 26 Sep 07 10.13am |
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Big Brothers' Bigger Brother Ian Wright and Mark Bright jointly host a show searching for "Brothers Biggest" First guest - Dion Dublin. (one for the girls)
Edited by kinky1960 (26 Sep 2007 10:16am)
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 07 10.29am |
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Bi Brother - David Bowie and George Michael go caravanning in Norfolk (with hilarious consequences!)
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| Jim'll Fist It For U 26 Sep 07 10.38am |
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Colonation Street
Moving swiftly on... |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 07 10.43am |
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Ready Steady Cook Each week a so called celebrity chef is asked very complex questions while sitting in an oven. For every one they get wrong the temperature goes up 20 degrees. If they get to 30 minutes without their eyeballs exploding, we just keep going.
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| kav The Helicopter View 26 Sep 07 10.46am |
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"Gash in The Attic" ? Me and my memories of Jackie in her rockin` chair.Pencil it in for just after "Songs of Praise".Put the timer on if you`re going out.
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eryr  Caerphillydelphia 26 Sep 07 10.48am |
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How about one of Roger Mellie's suggestions to Tom: Dirt Box Jury. Celebrity contestants bend over behind a curtain whilst a camera probe is inserted up their arses and the panel has to guess who the celebrity is. There must be plenty of 'takers' out there looking for a gig. Lenny Henry, Giles Brandreth, Cannon & Ball, Keith Chegwin...the list is endless!
Dulce et decorum est pro Palace mori "Gee, you and I oughtta get on swell Mister Burton, as we're both Selts". "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright |
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| Jake d'Eagle in the section labelled 'shirts', ... 26 Sep 07 10.50am |
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Snogs of Praise Gay vicars and Aled b****** Jones in scandalous choirboy action
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