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 Smokey  Hiding under Syd Little's floorboa... 17 Jan 05 4.51pm |
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Or you could try the old Jedi Mind Trick... Wave your hand and say ...."You do want to smoke my purple veined custard chucker" and watch her go to work.
"Technically, I've been bummed". - Matt_Himself , Barcelona, Jan 2005 |
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 17 Jan 05 4.52pm |
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Take her to a match; she'll get so excited she'll be putty in your hand!! Seriously have you told her you want a shag? I'm guessing not? Tell her, if she says no then stop wasting your time and find some bike in Croydon -If she says yes then get those knickers off, dive straight in and help yourself to the goods!
"Friend first, Boss second..Probably chilled out entertainer third" - David Brent 2002. |
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.53pm |
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I was thinking of taking a short course in hypnotism if it goes on much further. Selhurst,she can`t stand football! Edited by kav (17 Jan 2005 4:54pm)
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| Selhurst Stallion Guildford 17 Jan 05 4.55pm |
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Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:53pm
I was thinking of taking a short course in hypnotism if it goes on much further. Selhurst,she can`t stand football! Edited by kav (17 Jan 2005 4:54pm) Get rid then!
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| kav The Helicopter View 17 Jan 05 4.57pm |
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I want the bloody shag though.I feel I`ve earnt it.Oh well,off to see how high her tease-ometer is swinging.
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KAOS  In a tree 17 Jan 05 5.10pm |
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You tried rohypnol?! Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 3:21pm
What do I do lads?!? There`s a new Slovakian bird that`s moved into my gaff and basically I wanna shag her.I`ve reached 2nd base as it were and had a pretty nice time of it. The thing is though she`s beginning to completely do my f*cking head in and it`s starting to affect me.She`s blowing hot `n` cold,the teasing game. Should I tell her to get on her bike and cut my losses or maybe there`w a way around this?I`m playing it cool at the mo but she`s started bickering(bunny boiler mode)and all I want is to get my end away. Suggestions please. Troubled Kav.
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| Guntrisoft Beckenham, Kent 17 Jan 05 6.15pm |
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Quote Smokey at 17 Jan 2005 4:38pm
Next time she's sitting in the front room watching telly, just walk into the room with your old boy hanging out. Swirl it around in a swinging motion and and announce "Whay-hey.. fancy some of this" then just zip up and sit down like nothing happened. Or whilst she's sitting at the dinner table eating, walk up and dip the fella in her milk. Stand there staring at her and don't say a word. Do her head in for a bit. Have some fun!
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| Bedge Croydon 17 Jan 05 6.22pm |
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Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:41pm
Her behaviour though is becoming erratic Shame her behaviour isnt becoming erotic. Ter her you work for the goverment and they are thinking of deporting her back but if she shags you then you will have a word with your bosses and let her stay in the country. OR you could tell her that its a tradition in England where the male has to shag a new fit female housemate. Seeing as she's foreign she might believe it
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starks park  17 Jan 05 6.27pm |
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Sounds like she prefers girls.
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| MR MICHAEL 17 Jan 05 8.08pm |
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Quote Bedge at 17 Jan 2005 6:22pm
Quote kav at 17 Jan 2005 4:41pm
Her behaviour though is becoming erratic Shame her behaviour isnt becoming erotic. OR you could tell her that its a tradition in England where the male has to shag a new fit female housemate. Seeing as she's foreign she might believe it
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| madcap #winning 17 Jan 05 9.55pm |
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Tell her everything she wants to here, get her drunk and rag her silly! The if it starts to go pear-shaped, go out and find someone else, then shag her! LOVE-RAT-ABILITY!
All Football fans are scum and should be treated as such Thank You, Goodnight, Much Love x |
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