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 becky  over the moon 29 Jul 24 8.34pm |
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Originally posted by Willo
When I perused the title my mind was drawn to two breasts not particularly generously proportioned. When my late husband reached 68, I threatened to part exchange him for 2 thirtyfour year olds...... He bucked his ideas up and I stuck by him till the last, bless him
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 Pierre  Purley 29 Jul 24 9.14pm |
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Originally posted by becky
When my late husband reached 68, I threatened to part exchange him for 2 thirtyfour year olds...... He bucked his ideas up and I stuck by him till the last, bless him You should have threatened him with swapping him for 4 17 year olds! Bit of training from you Becky and that's quite a personal workforce you could have!
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| cryrst The garden of England 29 Jul 24 9.46pm |
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Originally posted by becky
When my late husband reached 68, I threatened to part exchange him for 2 thirtyfour year olds...... He bucked his ideas up and I stuck by him till the last, bless him Twins eh! Naughty naughty
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| HeathMan Purley 29 Jul 24 11.03pm |
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lovely to see so many of my Holmesdale friends in action - so much lateral thinking.
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Hannes  Vienna 30 Jul 24 8.37am |
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Another player might want to wear the number 34, as this number represents the 3rd and 4th letters of the alphabet and therefore his initials: Cheick Doucoure! I fear that the problem with this number could get bigger every day and could disrupt the whole pre-season preparation.
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| Eaglehamster Storrington 30 Jul 24 9.30am |
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Originally posted by YT
If you divide 34 by 2, which is a prime number, you get 17, which is also a prime number. Thus 34 is known as a 'semiprime' number ie the product of 2 prime numbers. 34 has 4 divisors - 1, 2, 17 and 34 It is numerically adjacent to 2 numbers that also have 4 divisors, making it the lowest number where that is true: 33 - 1, 3, 11 and 33 35 - 1, 5, 7 and 35
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 andyachtie  Monte Giberto 30 Jul 24 6.52pm |
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If you divide 34 by 2, which is a prime number, you get 17 Looks to me like he's saying 34 is a prime number! Originally posted by doombear
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eagleman13  On The Road To Hell & Alicante 31 Jul 24 10.39am |
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For the OP . . . [Link] Kamada will wear No18, Riad, No34 & Andersen has now got No5
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| YT Oxford 31 Jul 24 10.55am |
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Originally posted by andyachtie
If you divide 34 by 2, which is a prime number, you get 17 Looks to me like he's saying 34 is a prime number! Then I'm afraid you don't understand punctuation.
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| andyachtie Monte Giberto 31 Jul 24 1.00pm |
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My bad, but f*** you, you condescendingt***. Originally posted by YT
Then I'm afraid you don't understand punctuation.
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| YT Oxford 31 Jul 24 1.22pm |
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Originally posted by andyachtie
My bad, but f*** you, you condescendingt***. So you (incorrectly) point out what you think was an error on my part in what was obviously a tongue-in-cheek post, beginning your own post with a sarcastic "when I was taught maths...", yet you accuse me of being condescending. Nice one! Then when someone else points out that you are in fact wrong, you can't stop yourself from having another try. As you rightly say, your bad.
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Lanzo-Ad  Lanzarote 31 Jul 24 4.28pm |
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Originally posted by YT
So you (incorrectly) point out what you think was an error on my part in what was obviously a tongue-in-cheek post, beginning your own post with a sarcastic "when I was taught maths...", yet you accuse me of being condescending. Nice one! Then when someone else points out that you are in fact wrong, you can't stop yourself from having another try. As you rightly say, your bad. Maybe he has had too much Montepulciano, a very nice wine from Monte Giberto, in the Marche region, fruity, spicy and full-bodied
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